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9/13/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 13, 2013.

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  1. Frank

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    In New England 20k would get you a ring from a Cracker Jack box and a 10x10 room in an Elk's lodge with one server for the reception.

    If our parents didn't insist on the dog and pony show we would have eloped. And despite how much fun I had I would have been more than happy to walk away with half (or even a third) of what was spent.

    Also, either I'm more generous than I realized or we have some cheap relatives, I thought a $200 gift was pretty much the low end of what was expected for myself and a plus one, probably less than 30% of people are giving us that much and we had a fucking open bar.
     
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    I thought people from Connecticut were supposed to be well off? Maybe they just don't like you.
     
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    Actually only about five guests are from CT... But you might still be right.
     
    #563 Frank, Sep 23, 2013
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    I'll be the matron of honor but I refuse to let freecorps be in charge of me. I'll help angel find a bedazzled butt plug or whatever while freecorps bangs the other bridesmaids.
     
    #564 bewildered, Sep 23, 2013
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    Out of curiosity, is that supposed to be my something old (!), something new, something borrowed (!!) or something blue?
     
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    If you wanna get down and dirty, we can make it 3 out of 4.
     
    #566 bewildered, Sep 23, 2013
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    So there was a learning thing today at work and some forced fun afterwards. Any of you ever had your bosses openly discuss vajazzling?
     
    #567 ghettoastronaut, Sep 23, 2013
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    I hope they like parking lot sex followed by going hormonally batshit on him.
     
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    Like Freecorps would stand there and take it. He'd be all like, "sorry ladies, I have a DOTA tourney to watch, but you can take turns giving me BJs during commercial breaks if you wanna." And for some reason, they all would.
     
    #569 bewildered, Sep 23, 2013
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    Sounds like your average bridesmaids to me. There's always the one that's a Tears n' Beers emotional cockblock though. She must be neutralized. Borrow some roofies from Dixie and put 'er out of the picture.
     
    #570 Crown Royal, Sep 23, 2013
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    It's all fun and games until one bridesmaid shoves a roll of Lifesavers up her hoo-ha and tells you to "go get them"*.
     
    #571 Misanthropic, Sep 23, 2013
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    This is making me giggle:
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    Dibs on being a bridesmaid?
     
    #573 mya, Sep 23, 2013
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    I volunteer to do a reading of the scripture, and accidentally say one of the words wrong so that it sounds horribly pornographic, and then be forced to finish the reading with my face beet red from trying not to laugh.
     
    #574 Currer Bell, Sep 23, 2013
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    I am totally in charge. I mean, you can be my #2, but if you want to be exempt from the...interview process, then you have to be the wingwoman and lead the ladies to the interview room (complete with couch!).

    Wait, shit, is there a tournament that weekend? MLG Fall Season is finishing this next weekend, and StarLadder is on. WCS is on for Starcraft, but it should be in the middle stages at wedding time, so no biggie.
     
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    In short, women:

    ....keep your limits to yourself?

    Also, doesn't using an acronym and also writing out the entire phrase make acronyms kinda pointless?
     
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    So 'Sack, next time a woman throws on a strap-on on and tries to ride you, shut the fuck up and let it happen, sex is better that way.
     
    #577 toddamus, Sep 23, 2013
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    I'm glad to see that your rapey tendencies are still intact despite all that self-growth shit you spout.

    Ballsack: shoving things in unwanting assholes since 1983.
     
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    Is it weird that I kinda want a pet bat now? This one sort of reminds me of my pet flying squirrel that I had for 12 years before rehoming when I moved out here.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I...wonder how....many more of....these.....ellipses...y...o...u...can use in your posts.
     
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