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9/13/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 13, 2013.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    Let's play "How I Can tell this Chick is Fucked Up"?

    Let's see - she could hold out her hand with food to the left . . . or to the right . . . or fucking behind her. . . but having a mammal with wings take food out of her mouth gets her all squishy, so, hey, let's video that. "Hee, hee, . . .gee I didn't know it would take the food right out of my mouth! Golly! Look at me pretend to be all surprised! Hi YouTube!"

    I have an irrational need to punch that bitch in the head.
     
  2. Noland

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    I think bats are one of nature's coolest creatures, but it's still hard to get around the fact that they are flying vermin.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    I had no idea you were Mariah Carey.
     
  4. Angel_1756

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    Dear Client: The 15 phone calls you have initiated with me to discuss the budget of the project have completely blown the budget of the project. Good job.
     
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    You mean the fact that she's a daywalker didn't key you in on her fuckedupedness right away?
     
  6. shimmered

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    I have a cleaning service come over every couple of weeks and do the gross cleaning - the windows/fans/mopping/bathrooms/etc.
    Most of the time they're super cool and very sweet.


    Today this bitch won't get off the fucking phone. She's gotten close to 20 text messages since she arrived at 9:05 a.m.
    I actually had the thought "Bitch, I'm paying you to clean, not text message. Chop chop."



    I've become a bad person.
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    She has no weaknesses. Only the thirst.
     
  8. shimmered

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    For sure. Definitely don't say "no" or "I don't like that". Because y'know. We're supposed to just lay there and let it happen. jeezus.
     
  9. Angel_1756

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    Unless you pay her by the hour, what difference does it make to you how she goes about the process of cleaning your home? Frankly, if my cleaning service wants to text while they're cleaning my toilet, more power to them. Hell, she can sing the Aria from La Traviatta naked and hanging from the ceiling fan as long as the shitter is sparkling when she leaves.
     
  10. shimmered

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    They're paid hourly by the service. The amount of time they take on my place is the amount of time the service charges me, so it does benefit me greatly if she handles her personal shit on her personal time instead of when she's supposed to be on the clock.

    If she were paid by task, I wouldn't give a rat's ass.
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    She probably wants to know if her son made it across the Rio Grande safely last night.
     
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    Where does one find this cleaning service?
     
  13. Angel_1756

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    Craigslist.
     
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    My little brother has sugar gliders now which are like Australian flying squirrels except they are marsupials. They are actually pretty neat though they spray their cages with their stanky musk. He lets them jump down flights of stairs where they can actually catch some air. They also breed like rabbits.
     
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    Ha. No. This place only hires people who can verify natural born citizenship.
     
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    SHUT UP AND LET IT HAPPEN. We won't injure you.
     
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    So they wouldn't let a legal immigrant work for them? That's 'Merica right there.
     
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    They honestly wouldn't. They run full on background checks on all employees. The owner doesn't feel like she can get a full background check on a legal immigrant.
     
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    I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
     
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    Psht. How would you know? It's not like you were born outside the... oh. wait. never mind.
     
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