SOMEONE PLEASE REVIVE THE BOOBIE THREAD!!! I have more to add and lots of interesting thoughts, but fucksakes, someone please post some boobies. Lady boobies. Obvs. Also, I went to a wedding hosted by a douchebag and a presently shunned Jehovah's Witness. It's a long story, but the gist is the shunned bride had zero attendees from her church. Including her parents. And brother. But they may let her back into the congregation. If she pleads (?) hard enough.* *no need, Crown. Your views have been covered in spades.
Speaking of a school with a massive inferiority complex, UW. Growing up near Milwaukee, it was nauseating, its even worse as you get into less metropolitan area of the state. Its a fantastic school, but people in Wisconsin have honestly, no lie, called it "the Harvard of the Midwest". They will bring up bullshit "global" college rankings that rate UW favorably based on a few specific research tracts (stem cell; agricultural). Good school, but not even top 3 in the B10. And some of the most bullshit in-state recruiting and acceptance practices around. My sister had an unweighted 3.7, 31 ACT, and extracurricular and wasn't accepted initially because our HS had a quota and there were another 15-20 kids in front of her in the queue due to a variety of factors. Meanwhile, my cousin's bf in the same class was admitted with a 3.3 and a 25, but was a "standout" in a terrible HS near Green Bay. Then, you move on to athletics. My god. A school with NO football tradition prior to Barry Alvarez, and now recently they have the pleasure of losing back to back to back Rose Bowls, that they made due to a variety of beneficial situations. But when they had their recent coaching search, they expected to get Chris Peterson from Boise or other marquee names befitting what they think is a nation power. Again, like their academics, good but not in rarified air. Basketball is worse. They play a terrible, life draining version of slowball and hide behind their accolades of top 4 finishes and consecutive tourney appearances, but never are a serious contender for anything. But ask them, they deserve mention amongst the elite. Oh but, with both sports, they claim to "do things the right way" and honestly believe that they don't recruit as well in both sports because of stringent academic standards. (insert eye roll) Their fans are annoying as hell. The same mouthbreathers that never sniffed attending the school that you would find in the OSU or Michigan fanbases, but with a weird touch of arrogance and douchebaggery. They suck.
College Ball and Flat Earth. I don't get it and I don't get it. I should post some titties or something fun, but my iPad is screaming Candy Crush (and laundry) is more fun. Wish I remembered how to post hot tits from this device.
Friday night I was drinking at my friend's place and left a suspiciously pink pile of vomit in her backyard (red wine does weird things). Then last night was a 20s themed party with scotch and cigars. My life normally isn't this interesting.
This story is seriously messing with me and various friends of mine because we knew the guy years ago. I haven't seen him in like ten years, but still, it's really really shocking and hard to really process. Fucked up beyond belief.
"Raw chicken was found in his home. During his chats, around 4,500 exchanges of child pornography were seen between him and the people he chatted with online. The images included children being cooked and prepared to be eaten, court documents said."
Which brings us to the question of the day: can images of children being prepared to be eaten be strictly classified as pornography?
My middle daughter had a birthday sleepover at a friend's house. This friend's dad and brother raise rabbits that they then sell as pets. The brother is rather attached to the rabbits as he is the one that takes care of them. Well, I guess a litter was born with defective back legs so the dad fed them to his kids. Without telling them. Until they were done. His kids were not amused.
Justice Potter Stewart knows it when he sees it. This evil ghoul looks like 50% of the men I saw at ComiCon:
All of your schools are inferior. I will second the Wisconsin thing, Ii don't really get the whole "lets be obscene and profane as possible during the game" thing. I seem to remember one of you went to clemson. You suck and your team sucks.
Before I made fun of you for your "inferior" comment I figured I'd do some research into national championships just to make sure that you were, in fact, talking out of your ass. I see that South Carolina's women's equestrian team is quite accomplished. Was that what you were referring to?
Since I had a few requests for pictures of my Bacon Explosion results, here's what I was able to get. The first two pictures are of the "shifts" of different explosions that we made (and a turkey I also smoked). The third is a picture of our 3 custom built smokers that we used throughout the day to make over 300 lbs of different smoked meats. Spoiler `
God I wish I didn't have to work yesterday morning. Since it was an early day I started drink immediately after I was tired and fucking bombed about 6 o'clock. By the time I made it downtown I was so drunk the cops posted outside the bar I was meeting a friend for her birthday barred me from going it. Dude was a fucking dick but I probably looked like I was in bad shape by that time.
48 hours ago, I was sitting on the beach in Negril wearing just my bikini bottoms, drinking rum punch and eating grilled conch. Today I'm in a sweater and jeans eating chicken soup and seriously considering turning on the furnace. This is a cruel joke. In other news, I met two hot lesbians from Tennessee who spent their week doing body shots of Jack Daniels on the nude beach at the resort. It made for way better entertainment than the standard resort dance choreography.
I don't get these fucking lightning delays at all. I understand they keep saying "safety", but how many people have been struck by lightning at a football game? And, how the hell are 75,000 people supposed to take cover?