1.) I'm embarrassed to announce that I'm 30 and I've never had a threesome of any variety. I'm as disappointed by this information as you are, I swear. 2.) I feel like you've got the wrong impression of MO, whether you own land here or not, because believe it or not there is very little disposing of corpses needed where sexual acts are involved. I do speak from experience here. 3.) At no point was I signing up for a threesome, with or without my husband, I just happened to mention that I wouldn't turn one of his friends away if he happened to offer. Having said that, I would not turn such a threesome away.
End joke. That super glue and baking soda trick you posted works shockingly well though. Used it to repair one of my son's stupid plastic toys. Shit like insta-welds!
Trust me, they're over-rated. Unless you like your sex, disappointment, and anger all mixed together like some sort of sweaty, disappointing cocktail. Well crap, I was so looking forward to fitting in with the locals.
Hey, maybe I'm from the wrong part of the state. Far be it from me to ruin your fantasy of Missouri where everyone is disposing of corpses left and right.
I hate all my friends, almost as much as I hate snapchat. These assholes keep sending me snaps of the show and them having a good time while I'm stuck at home. What a bunch of assholes. (We're probably friends in the first place because we're all assholes but still.)
Like in a I want to kill them, light their corpse on fire, and bury the ashes in a field sort of way?
You're weird as fuck toytoy, no lie. I hate them in an I'm totally jealous that I didn't light shit on fire to go out tonight because at the time I didn't think it was worth it but now I wish I would have just gone the fuck out anyway sort of way.
Until you walk through the doors for your first day, you don't have anything more than a solid "maybe." The clearance process is severely backlogged; I've held a clearance for almost 20yrs and when I converted from a contractor to the fed it took over three months for me to "start" and I was staying in the same office. I know others that had to wait over six months for their clearance to process when they retired or separated from the military and took a job as a civilian. I work with people who are more than a year overdue on their periodic re-investigations because of the backlog. Until you start your first day they can cancel the offer for any reason you can imagine: budget cuts, change in office leadership, consolidation, or move the office, you name it.
Oh, I see I posted in here last night. Hi guys! He didn't really say much, actually. As long as he doesn't share this information with said friend, I think all is well.
I’ve decided to mix Sweet Baby Jesus and gin. Because clearly I have no concerns for the morrow. In the meantime, there’s Important News!!! Manowar is going on a farewell tour!!! For the unenlightened:
LA Guns is one of he most underrated bands of all time. They're been doing this shit for 30+ years, and they're still banging away on the Sunset Strip. Tracii Guns is one of my favorite guitar players ever. Here they are knocking it out at the Whisky last year: These dudes are my age and they're not embarrassing themselves. I may have to make a road trip to go see them.
I don't have a job lined up for this winter. I didn't last winter either and I nearly lost my mind from boredom. So, along with trying to break a world record, I signed up for some classes to get my real estate license. I start next week. I'm not a middle-aged stay-at-home Mom in a midlife crisis. I swear, I'm not!