My friend Darren is coming into town on my 40th birthday this week with his original band Harem Scarem (he's Jake E Lee's vocalist now). Should be a great time, he's the most insane person I know. Only person in Canada who can drink the guys from the Rival Sons under the table.
Bleaching then staining my concrete patio. Perhaps the fence made me cocky, but I'm sure there's no way I can get injured doing this. Absolutely positive.
I don't mix well with anything. I tried mixing the bleach in a 5 gallon bucket according to instructions then let it dry and that didn't work. So I just poured straight bleach on it. That worked real well. Now watch it like burst into flames or something
Why does every party I am involved with end with someone puking? I have my 5 about to be 6 year old niece over and she wanted to try a jalapeno.from the garden. Being a total tard, I didn't see the harm in that so I let her eat one. She had it down for about 5 minutes before she puked it all up. It suddenly became a race between seeing if she was ok and making sure the dog didn't eat her vomit in the hall.
I love working retail and dealing with returns on the first of the month. Ask a redneck why they’re returning something, and you’ll get the longest definition for “I can’t be responsible with money and rent is due” that you’ve ever heard.
The last time she ate puke she ended up barfing. It might have had to do with the age of the puke but still.
...exactly the words spoken of a man who has never witnessed figure-eight mobile home racing. That is also a thing. And it's beautiful. That downhill shit looks like lots of fun if it weren't over gigantic fucking rocks. Even the Glouchestershiremadoodle cheese roll has terrain that doesn't suck,
I don't know about y'all, but I could use a little levity. I thought maybe it was just because I was in high school at the time, but I heard it on the radio just now. It's still just as much fun to come out of the break (3:18 in the video) singing along to "got the gear in, power steering, pistons popping, ain't no stopping NOOOOOOW!" I always thought it was "got the gear in" but The Google tells me it's "got the feeling." I dunno. Also, if you trying to make sense of all the Vegas news, and you want to take a break and see something other than idiotic comments underneath articles, here are some titties: Spoiler: NSFW ETA: Because one our lovely TiBettes complained that her face was too manly, I am posting another. First, I had to confirm she did in fact have a face. Then, I had to scour photos of naked women. It was terrible. Finally, I had to settle on someone with softer features. You know, all the women who have professional naked photos all have manly features, because they've been hardened by years of disappointing their fathers. Whatever. Here: Spoiler: Also, NSFW