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9/15/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 15, 2017.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    Tonight, I essentially experienced "show me the feet bb" in real life. I got on the train, and a guy got on the same time as me and we sat on the same bench. He asked me if the train was going downtown and I said yes, and then I think what he said was "those shoes don't look very comfortable." I was wearing sandals, which are indeed not too comfortable for a long day of walking, so I agreed and said "yeah they don't feel too great after walking around as much as I have been today." And he says "oh there's a really good spot for tension relief there on the bottom of your foot, right at the back." And I was like oh, yup, uh huh. "You know what I mean?" "....the bottom of my heel?" "Yeah right there" and he's kind of leaning down and pointing...and then proceeds to say "here if you bring your foot closer I can show you, maybe bring it up here?" And I said "OH NO I KNOW WHERE YOU MEAN, BUT THANK YOU." And then thankfully I had to get off at the next stop to transfer.

    I should've just taken the foot massage. My feet WERE hurting.
     
  2. Juice

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    Yeah probably. I imagine people with foot fetishes, as weird as that is, give mind-blowing foot rubs.
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    And, right there on the crowded train, he probably wouldn't even have gone above the ankles. He'd have just jizzed in his pants and you' have left feeling relaxed. Maybe you'll get lucky and see him again.
     
  4. toytoy88

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    While rolling his eyes into the back of his head and moaning like a constipated ghost.
     
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    Audrey, how do you have time to deal with foot rubbers on the train anyway? Shouldn't you be busy making fishnet boob shirts for abneretta?
     
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    Not to be a dick, but another one?
     
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    Yup. There was a small one (3.something) in LA this morning too. Wonder if they're connected?
     
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    A friend was just watching a live Spanish broadcast and they were talking to a woman on the phone who said they were all trying to get out of their building. And then the building collapsed with everyone still inside.
     
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    A lot of people bitch about the hassle of earthquake prevention building codes, but yeah... I guess when you wish you had them it's a bit too late.

    That was fucking terrifying... and I really don't want to go back and rewatch it to see if there were any people at the windows.
     
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    In totally unrelated news IHOP Mexico City now has a surplus of pancakes.
     
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    Laotion damn failure yesterday:



    Someone sure has a fucking hate-on for the world right now...
     
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    Man Puerto Rico is about to get FUCKED. I work with people who have family there. They are a little more than slightly concerned.
     
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    In the hopes of adding some levity to the WDT, let me tell you how much I enjoy AVE videos.

    AVE is a smart engineer dude from Northern British Columbia who makes YouTube videos, primarily about ripping tools and gadgets and electronics apart and criticizing their construction and quality. Highly entertaining, to say the least.

    Well, a few weeks ago he got his hands on a very industrial hydraulic torque wrench... as in the wrench itself is probably $5k, and the hydraulic pack to run it is another $10k.

    Well, he got it for like $400 and fixed it up, so what does he do? He starts testing adjustable wrenches for their failure points.

     
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    Can you take the natural disaster talk to the serious thread and let us get back to foot preverts? It does warm the cockles of my heart that you big city types have to suffer these indignities on public transport.

     
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    On that note, I've just made a new thread... so let's keep the natural disaster shit there.

    There seems to be enough of it that it doesn't have to take over the Serious thread.
     
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