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9/15/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 15, 2017.

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  1. NatCH

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    Well, if we're going with the qualifier of any band that ever existed, then that's still very few.
     
  2. Dcc001

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    Guys, I need some help. My present company does residential contracting. We also historically do lots of light commercial stuff, but we're breaking that off and creating a different commercial company/division.

    I need to name it.

    Area of the world: southwestern Ontario. Nothing as obvious as "Bluewater Construction" or "Great Lakes Construction;" they're all taken.

    Cannot be: hard to hear. Hard to spell. Purely initials. Already taken by a similar company.

    Can anyone brainstorm a creative solution to this? Pretty please? I will send you puppy pictures as payment.
     
  3. Juice

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    America's Hat Construction.
     
  4. Dcc001

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    That, or Universal Healthcare For All Construction.
     
  5. Kubla Kahn

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    Racist Construction Partners
     
  6. xrayvision

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    Sorry builders. Because it's what you people say. And it may or may not be a testament to your work quality.
     
  7. dieformetal

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    Mountain Mounties Construction.
     
  8. Revengeofthenerds

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    Moose Country Construction
    Bear Fucker Fuckups
    Uncomfortabley Polite Builders
     
  9. toytoy88

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    Construction, eh?
     
  10. dieformetal

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    Inferior Bacon Builders.
     
  11. Nettdata

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    Brick Shithouse Construction.

    (we build other stuff, too)
     
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Golden Horseshoe Builders
    "Be bold, use Gold."

    Pig and Cow Contractors
    "Store your plow, call Pig & Cow."

    Southwest Prime Enterprises
    "Get the best. Get Southwest."
    or
    1 Southwest Builders (gets you first in alphabetical listings and sounds good on the phone, "One Southwest, this is Darlene, how may I help you?")
    "Get the best. Get 1 Southwest."

    Hammer Time
    "Can't touch this."
     
  13. Tim

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    AAAAAAAAAA Construction, that way you'll be first in the phone book!


    They still make phone books, right?
     
  14. Nettdata

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    Stopped making the Yellow Pages this year.
     
  15. Rush-O-Matic

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    AAAAAAAAAA Construction would be at least second behind 1 Southwest Builders.

    Just sayin'
     
  16. Tim

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    I knew I was too good and pure for this world. This just clinches it.
     
  17. toytoy88

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    Dick's construction...

    If you need construction, you need Dick's.
     
  19. dieformetal

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    The One True God's Chosen Carpentry.
     
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    Do not overthink this, Just take the name of your present company and add Commercial to the end of it. For example, If the present company is Acme Construction, the new one will be Acme Commercial.

    You are welcome.

    By puppy pictures I am assuming you mean a contribution to the boobie thread. Someone has to look out for Rush.
     
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