And if you thought the latest Corey video was fucked... Complete with a bald Howard Stern in BDSM leathers. And a midget. Or dwarf.
Here are the lyrics to "Molly Cyrus" by Stitches. Do yourself a favor and click on all the annotations. Fucking gold. http://genius.com/6327810
We had a bit of a wind storm come through last night... joys of living in the mountains and having huge temperature swings. (20°C change overnight). Needless to say I was woken up at 7am by the cat with a freaked out "WTF?" look on his face... apparently Shop Cat doesn't mind routers and saws and planers and stuff, but gets seriously wigged out over industrial sized wood chippers working across the street. He spent a solid hour not leaving my side at all... which was interesting behaviour considering he's always so aloof and independent. Luckily, a huge branch fell between the houses and there was no damage, but according to the neighbour it made a huge noise that woke them up at 3am. They've been working on it for 5 hours now, slowly trimming all the branches and giving them the Fargo treatment.
I had high hopes of going to bed right after the Emmys were done, but then Tatiana Maslany won and now my adrenaline is orbiting the earth. My best chance of sleeping is to either knock myself out with a sledgehammer or binge drink.
How the fuck do you stab a gas station? Man critically stabbed gas station, then arrested for beating girlfriend
The video is quite impressive. Brick in Yo Face also contains a good deal of lyrical art you just really can't find anywhere else
So do otters have that ferret like weasel stink? Ferrets could be so much higher on the list if they didn't have that funky smell. My brother had a sugar glider and they had a similar wild piss smell.
My 69 Year Old Boss just called, "I tried to call Angelina Jolie last night. She must have been busy with the kids."
I feel like he will be just fine. Considering that she wants custody of the kids. If he doesn't fight that shit, he can continue is pimp lifestyle. At least that's what I read about it.