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9/16/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 16, 2016.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    I guess that family time sleeping is a load of bullshit.

    I wonder where/who she goes to next? I think she makes a statement and dates a tranny.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    ftfy

    First?

    Wait, are you calling Brad Pitt a pussy?
     
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    The only way is to date a Trans-race genderfluid. A person completely free of labels because they change theirs every eight hours. They're body-jumping spirits like the villain in "Fallen".
     
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    Did anybody else read the story about Jim Carrey's ex-girlfriend, and how her current estranged husband is suing Carrey, blaming her overdose death on him? He says she took Carrey's pills that Carrey obtained in a false name. The facts include that Jim Carrey did obtain pills in a false name, which apparently is common for celebrities who want to protect their privacy. It doesn't sound like Carrey did anything wrong as the pills were likely his, and he appears to care more for his ex than the idiot who is suing him. But, the false name Carrey used was Arthur King. Which, I found hilarious, and cannot read it without saying it like a Monty Python character.
     
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    But good on him for basically saying, "fuck you, I'm fighting this HARD...". He basically implied that a back-room deal was offered to make it go away and he told them to go fuck themselves, see you in court.
     
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    Agreed. Hopefully, it will go to court, and we'll get to see other aliases, or examples from other celebrities as a way of supporting his claims.
    "Your honor, I'd like to enter these bottles as Exhibits A, B, C and D. Here's a prescription for Viagra, written for Mike Hawk. Here's one for suppositories for Ben Dover. Here's another for Amanda Hugginkiss and finally, this diuretic written for I.P. Freelie."
     
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    Don't forget Propecia in the name of one Harry Seeword.
     
  8. audreymonroe

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    I am simultaneously so depressed that Brad and Angelina are divorcing and delusionally delighted that now perhaps Angelina and I could finally be together. If we're not counting Jasmine, she was fo sho the first woman to ignite my baby bi feels back in the day. I was talking to my lifelong friend about the divorce and she was saying we probably should've realized I was kind of gay a lot sooner based on how I'd talk about her alone. I also managed to pinpoint my first crush on a noncelebrity girl during the conversation. Shout out to Gina, you always had the best things to say in Lit Mag. I ended up eventually hooking up with one of my most passionate male crushes from high school for a little while after I graduated college (deep in my heart, I'm still not over him - that is a crush going on 13 years now) so maybe there's still a chance Gina and I will get together one day too.
     
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    Since we were talking about It Might Get Loud earlier . . . It's on MTV Live right now is airing again later tonight. Used to be Palladia. FYI.
     
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    Has anyone ever dealt with an ant infestation? I have what I think are pavement ants all around my garbage can/cutting board. I have tried:

    - Ant traps. Out for a week and I don't think they even go near them.
    - Following the convoy back to the point of entry (the front door, I think), and killing them all then dousing the whole area with pure white vinegar so the scent trail is totally destroyed.
    - Never left garbage in the can since this started.

    The vinegar thing bought me 10 ant free hours, but the second I threw out something sweet boom, they were back.

    I can't seal off the entry, nor can I find the nest outside. SOMEONE HELP ME.
     
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    It can be tough getting good pesticides in Canada. Almost everything has had it's teeth pulled while the big box stores "go green".

    That usually just means "you have to buy twice as much and it still doesn't work like it should."
     
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    Damn dude you aren't kidding! I went to the Amazon Canada looking for what I use and it's like they wanted ants to control the country.

    Good news is, I found what I use. They'll be gone in a day with that.
     
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    Vinegar will never eliminate insects.

    The product you need is cypermethrin. I couldn't determine if it's legal in Canada though. Anything you buy from a big-box store is not going to work long-term. It's the same reason that Orkin is called "pest control" instead of "pest elimination." If you eliminate the bugs, then you won't pay the monthly fee or buy more product.
    I use doyourownpestcontrol.com, but it's also on Amazon in liquid form: https://www.amazon.com/Demon-Max-Insecticide-25-3-Cypermethrin/dp/B00555SR9Q.

    At our last house, we had a little creek and huge Palmetto bugs - giant roaches - that Orkin could never eliminate. I started buying my own spray and they were gone in a month. I only see dead bugs in my house - spiders, scorpions, crickets, silverfish, etc.

    Good luck.
     
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    Where the fuck do you live because that is a very upsetting assortment, even if they're dead. I don't even want to start thinking about what "etc" covers.
     
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    When you hear palmetto bug think of the south where bugs don't die out for the winter. They grow huge along with the insects that feed on them. It's why Floridians are such fucked up people for having to live with this.
     
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    Do these products have to be used at the source, or do I just use them where the ants are inside? Because there's no way I'll be able to find where the nest is outside. The front door opens onto a deck, that is itself built over the old foundation of some concrete steps. Without pulling off the deck, it's inaccessible.
     
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    If none of those work, try Phantom. (Chlorfenapyr) Don't know if you can get it in Canada, either. But (also in the South), I was having a tough time with ants, just about every year starting July to September. The ant bait, or liquid or whatever, would absolutely control them right there . . . and then, they'd just move somewhere else. Now, my pest control guy uses Phantom at entry points, but he also goes out to the base of nearby trees and my fence, and he sprays those, too. My backyard is fenced in, and it's wooden. The fence ties in at the back corners of the house. I had the perimeter and entry points SHUT DOWN from those bastards. (You can have the whole outside! Leave my house alone.) Then, they returned. They would crawl along the top rail of the fence from somewhere, then to the house, then up the wall of the house (two stories on the back), up into the attic, then back down through the walls into the kitchen. BASTARDS.

    We may not all agree on political candidates, musical tastes, or high-waisted shorts, but GODDAMN ANTS, fuck 'em HARD, amirite?
     
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    If you can find anything even remotely close to what I posted, you can just put it on the trail. The ants do all the work, serving as your assassins so to speak, by carrying the poison back to their queen. It is really some amazing shit, but if at all possible don't use it indoors because of the smell. I never checked, but it smells like it could cause brain damage, cancer, birth defects, and genital warts.
     
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    I can actually understand how people become obsessive. I laid awake last night, unable to sleep because I couldn't come up with a viable solution. FUCK. ANTS.
     
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