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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 16, 2016.

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  1. zzr

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    Rural northwest Georgia, on a hill, in the woods. I feel bad about killing the black widow spiders because they're not aggressive at all, but they guy who fills our propane tank appreciates it. Our scorpions are the very small brown ones, and none of my family has ever been stung by one.

    Honestly, I'll take the wildlife in the woods that I can control over the wildlife you encounter on the subway. Killing my pests is legal - and encouraged.
     
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    I stepped on one in my bare feet in my kitchen last year. I hate the desert.

    Also, rogue clown sighting in Water Valley, Mississippi.I can promise you a dead clown if it's true and they keep it up. North Mississippi rednecks don't like shenanigans.

    “The caller said she saw a clown in her yard,” King said. “Some older children chased it into the woods.”

    http://www.oxfordeagle.com/2016/09/20/creepy-clown-trend-hits-water-valley/
     
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    Damn right, fuck ants. Fuck ants.

    And, flats.
     
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    Speaking of terrifying bugs, I had one of these land on me yesterday:
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    They're called Giant Water Bugs and they're one of the largest insects in the US. Most of the ones I've seen are at least two inches long and about an inch wide.

    In my early twenties I was a night shift welder and we'd have all kinds of bugs flying into our helmets, attracted to the welding arc. Every once in a while you'd see one of these monsters crawling across your lens an inch from your face.

    From the MPCA website:
     
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    The warning has gone out in Tennessee...don't dress up as a clown for Halloween, you might get shot according to the sheriff of Coffee County.
     
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    8 year olds dude.
     
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    They've evacuated The Stratosphere and closed roads around it, including LV Blvd, due to a suspicious package.
     
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    Is that what they called the bulge in Elvis' pants?

     
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    Huh I didn't know Dixie is in Vegas

    I had to go into the mall today to pick up a new power chord for my laptop and I was reminded there are few things more terrifying than a mall in suburbia.
     
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    Backpack with medical equipment,
     
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    For fuck's sake...

    Mississippi. Where bullshit spreads like wild fire.

    "A Coahoma County School went on lockdown Wednesday due to rumors of a clown sighting after parents were discussing seeing a clown."

    I told y'all there was going to be guns involved in Mississippi:

    "The man then took off and kept running into the woods, deep enough where neighbors who took to the streets with their guns found no evidence."

    http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/33146104/man-in-clown-mask-chased-through-woods-in-ms-town
     
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    Serious question, how the hell is he not in jail yet. Sexting a 15 year old? And he's not being prosecuted?
     
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    He may not have wrote a single one of his hit songs, but there is a reason that man is my favourite music artist. Every bit of rock and roll eccentricity, ego and frontman charisma can be laid at the feet of Elvis. He did everything before anybody did anything. Lots of people have done it better, harder, faster sure. But in the end he is the touchstone as to why I love music.
     
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    Shits hitting the fan in Charlotte right now. Protests over a police shooting. One protester dead after they were killed by another one.
     
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    So the local pest control company sold me that heavy duty ant killer that everyone was talking about. As we speak, the hallway from the front door is marinating in poison and hopefully the ants are hauling the good stuff back to their queen. Rejoice!
     

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    Exterminate all of the brutes.
     
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    Um. What in the world happened to Meat Loaf, and who let him release that to the public?
     
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