Guys, you missed the point of my post. And that's that I HATED the bug. Not that I wanted to see MORE of them. And Bundy, just die for that first picture (I don't really mean that, even though you are a ginger.). CanisDanis (or whatever I don't feel like going back for the proper spelling), hit the nail on the head with that one bug. Why am I talking about bugs before bed? Stupid thread. Spoiler
CanisDirus but I don't mind. It's the Latin name for the now extinct dire wolf of North America. It's also basically the same thing as A Song Of Ice and Fire's direwolves. Also that gif is awesome.
In honor of my going to Vegas tomorrow, and my almost mandatory trip to the strip club, I thought I'd post this...and its a nice change of pace from shit that gives most people nightmares
You're missing out. Its shocking how little $100 will get you. If you're looking for titty, finding a lose women and buying a bottle of mid level vodka is a much better bet. We more or less go to them because its the group and going to them allows us to relax a bit. Personally I've found the best strip clubs in Vegas are the mid level ones. The girls are still hot, they give you more attention, and everything is cheaper.
I'm also white trash - I still only really wear shoes to work, bars, uni or sketchy parts of town. In general outside of those circumstances, I have flip flops with me, but only wear them if I have to. Shoes are reserved for if I'm walking more than a kilometre in a shitty place to walk. I've been bitten by non venomous snakes a few times, and mildly venomous spiders and scorpions a couple of times, but never in a civilised place, only when I was way out bush.
Considering one of the nonvenomous species of snake there is the water python. And that there are White's Tree Frogs there that sometimes eat snakes. Australia is truly a land of greatness. Also, the non-venomous snakes? They eat your tinier dogs. Especially if you're dumb enough to tie them up outside like a delicious enormous snake entree.
My girlfriend just went through a big youtube nostalgia run of cartoon theme songs from our childhood. She decided that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should actually be tortoises because they have legs rather than flippers. Mind. Blown. Is this a known thing?
The turtle-tortoise duality is basically turtle are water-based and tortoises are land-based. But some chelonians are treading the line between the two, like box turtles and wood turtles. It's more arbitrary than anything, but the Turtles I think were red-eared sliders, so they were turtles.
I have, and I've never been particularly impressed with the pole dancing nonsense. I'd just as soon have them skip ahead 20 minutes to getting naked and letting me stuff dollar bills in their girly parts.
But New Zealand does have spiders; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_of_New_Zealand. Weirdly, New Zealand also has carnivorous land snails, bats that burrow in the leaf litter of the forest floor for prey, a species of flightless parrot, a species of alpine parrot that occasionally mauls sheep and often fucks up cars and tents, a relic reptile that basically is the very last of its kind anywhere outside of fossils, and it used to have ten-foot tall flightless birds that were hunted by an enormous eagle that possibly also preyed on early humans there. Oh and kiwis, which lay ENORMOUS eggs for their size.
Actually IN her girly parts? This seems wrong but I'm posting it anyway. Does she make this face when you do? Spoiler
Type "Jenyne Butterfly" in your YouTube search and I guarantee you'll be impressed. Girl has a core harder than a coffin nail.
Given the context, that video was very disturbing. Yes, in. After having seen women puff on a cigarette and blow smoke with their hoo ha, as well as shoot ice and pingpong balls out of it, dollar bills ain't no thing.
I mean there are those competition level pole dancer girls that are impressive but that is a totally different type of event than just hitting a strip club with friends. Adam Carolla has the same sentiment I tend to agree with. You go to the club and you are almost more anxious for the girls, that they doesn't fall and hurt themselves, than being turned on erotically by the acrobatic pole dancing. Ive only been to strip clubs a few times, every time I was just wanting to see some naked tits without a lot of hassle not a semi cirque du soleil show.
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