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9/19/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 19, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    Dammit, I should have used these as my wedding Thank You cards.
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    #301 Angel_1756, Sep 26, 2014
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    I actually went to an Indian taco truck at a street fair in London. They used mini naan in place of tortillas. HOLY HELL. Shit was amazing. I don't know if id trust the execution of such an idea in the US though.
     
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    I want to start a tumblr called Intentionally Misinterpreted Vanity Tags or something. We have a lot of those in VA and I've amused myself a number of times coming up with a comment I would say to the driver that indicates I have wildly misinterpreted their meaning. The thing is, I generally see them when I'm driving by myself and I really don't want to be the cause a 50 car pileup as I try to transcribe it onto my phone.
     
    #303 Currer Bell, Sep 26, 2014
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Just hold the steering wheel with your knees and take a picture of it with your cellphone to transcribe later, duh.

    http://vanitylicenseplates.tumblr.com/
     
    #304 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 26, 2014
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    You think anyone would believe he hadn't already seen your "fanny"?
     
    #305 Noland, Sep 26, 2014
  6. Angel_1756

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    Are... are you implying that I'm a closet tranny?
     
    #306 Angel_1756, Sep 26, 2014
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    That's what s/he said

    Well, the "closet" part is implied, just because I don't think anyone on this board has seen your penis.
     
    #307 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 26, 2014
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    Re: That's what s/he said

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    I don't think transexuals can successfully reproduce in our species. And she's pregnant, so...

    Implication denied?
     
    #308 CanisDirus, Sep 26, 2014
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    I spent 10 minutes staring at that Drunken Papers thread and still have no idea what iczorro was talking about.
     
    #309 MoreCowbell, Sep 26, 2014
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Re: That's what s/he said

    They actually can tho:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Beatie

    Pretty sure that's what iczorro was talking about
     
    #310 Nom Chompsky, Sep 26, 2014
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    I'm guessing neither does Iczorro.
     
    #311 AFHokie, Sep 26, 2014
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    Sounds to me like iczorro and Nom are having late night chats
     
    #312 Misanthropic, Sep 26, 2014
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    Draaaaaama!

    From my workspace, I just overheard a conference call between one of the department heads and HR about how they're going to fire one of the new sales guys, and HR is all concerned that it's going to become a human rights issue because the sales guy has already made a big deal out of having diabetes and she's worried that he's going to make some sort of case of discrimination.

    AMAZING!
     
    #313 Angel_1756, Sep 26, 2014
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    Somehow, my gf, one of my friends, and one of my coworkers just get to go home early. All of them for random fucking reasons. Employee Appreciation Day, "done with their work" and some other random fucking reason. I have to sit here and spin in my damn chair.
     
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    If it makes you feel better, most of my dept is gone and I bought the people who are still here beer and cookies.
     
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    Stop shouting at me

     
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    Wait, I was on here last night?
     
    #317 iczorro, Sep 26, 2014
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    I got your back bro.

    But yeah... you were posting some serious Ambien-level shit.
     
    #318 Nettdata, Sep 26, 2014
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    So you didn't mean all those things you said to me? That hurts, that really hurts.
     
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