Whoa whoa whoa. I'm blonde. Also, that sounds delicious. I was all flattered they asked me to attend. Now that it's coming up, I'm like, shit, there goes my Saturday--and Friday night. I've got things...well, okay, nothing to do. I just don't feel like driving into the city during rush hour on a Friday.
Redheaded sluts are just like Broken-Down Golf Carts, Sex On The Beach, Malibu & Pineapple and Rocket Fuel. I.e. they exist because "It tastes like cotton candy, has a funny name and/or looks cute, tee-hee!" Alcoholic beverages for people who don't like the taste oh alcohol. Have a couple if you want but if they're regular for you then you sit down to pee, man or woman.
Hey, I am all for people getting tipsy or drunk without savoring fine bourbons or whatever. If all it takes is a couple fruity beverages to make that sexy lady actually dance with you, you shouldn't complain. That being said, y'all inspired me to buy some light beer while I was getting toilet paper at wally world 10 minutes ago. Select 55 really is beer flavored water and goes down smooth with my spicy dinner.
Re: I'm worth it I'm a natural blonde! I'd prove it*, but um, I can't. *No I wouldn't. You say this like it's a bad thing. Honestly, I love Sangria. Do lots of places serve it? Our local place does and it's phenomenal. And margaritas. Those are my favorite right now. For our girls' weekend coming up, my friend is bringing the fireball again, which seems to be a polarizing drink around here, but really, we're just looking to get drunk. Don't really care how.
Re: I'm worth it Sangria is awesome. Funny thing is that whenever I make it for a party the men seem to hit it as hard as the women. Funny (sad) story....I had to ban my husband from Sangria after a fateful 1 year old's birthday party that ended with him 1) falling down the stairs at the host's house 2) me having to help him to the car 3) him standing up and falling right over head first onto our slate coffee table once we got home 4) me having to tell him the next day why he had a lump on his forehead and bruises on his legs. Yep, black out drunk on sangria at a 1 year old's birthday party. I'm a proud wife.
Re: I'm worth it The local place makes a raspberry sangria which is delicious. I asked about the sweet tea one they have and the bartender steered me away from it, saying it wasn't that great. They give you this huge glass for $6. I drink it while eating my $4 basket of cheese fries. It's just so good. I've made raspberry lemonade Sangria before too and that was good as well. Now I want some. High five Juice! He gets me. That's a good thing, right?
The worst thing about here is I never know whether to get an ice coffee or a hot one in the Fall. Two days ago it was 48 degrees when I woke up. 8 hours later it was 82...
We used to think up the worst heavy metal band names in college. I remember one of the best worst ones we did was Satan's Anus.