Holy. Idiot. Shit. One of my Twitter followers thinks she's a vampire. Well isn't that fucking special?
You expected different. I just may have to become an Ol Miss fan if they can complete this victory over Alabama. I hate the SEC, but it would be cool if the Rebels won the League. On a sadder note, Fresno State is not looking good at all against Utah.
Man I wish Youtube existed when I was learning to play guitar. For some reason tonight I wanted to play D'yer Mak'er. So I found this: It took me a few minutes, but I got it. Other then the fact that I wasn't using a Tele and instead using a Schecter with Zach Wylde pick-ups and running through a Marshall, I sounded just like...like a cocaine induced frenzy of the song and I nailed it. That's not an easy thing to do without being 22 years old and full of coke. Yay me.
I'm drunk. And the woman who broke my heart ten years ago just texted me through her/our mutual friend's facebook page. It's her birthday and fuck. I must be a catch.
Husband made queso last night, and I just haaaaaad to have some even though I knew the consequences. Now I feel like crap, and I'm gonna feel even worse in a few hours when I'm running and sweating Velveeta. Damn you, Rotel. Damn you!
Does this mean I have my own thing now? Like bandit and the hairy pussy and ballsac with, uh, whatever he did?
I'm not even sure how I drank as much wine as I did this weekend. My best friend & I don't see each other often so we pulled an all nighter Friday night and spent all day on the lake yesterday. The lake was practically deserted, because it's after Labor Day, but the water is still warm & the weather was perfect.
What the fuck Texas? Texas high school student suspended over American flag T-shirt He was wearing it under another shirt. Y'all are losing your damned minds. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/09/2...ded-over-american-flag-t-shirt/?intcmp=hplnws
The article says the principal was not there that day, and that when he returned he said the school misinterpreted their dress code (which from the sounds of it I could see how that could happen). He immediately lifted the in school suspension and apologized to the family. Not sure if you read the article or just the headline. Either way, terrible reporting, as that headline was clearly just for clicks.
I did read the article, but what really struck me was that he was asked to show what he was wearing under his other shirt. Underwear police? This PC bullshit is getting ridiculous.
It was ridiculous a LONG FUCKING TIME ago. I know ignoring SWJ's is their kryptonite, but ignoring a person kind of pales in comparison to THEIR weapon of publicly shaming and ruining people. Like the barber shop who took shitloads of heat from the "outraged" public for not cutting a woman's hair. It's a fucking men's only barber shop. Would a woman's-only gym take the same fucking heat if I walked in and demanded a membership?
For years I have heard of the stinkyness that is Limburger cheese. I like strong cheese, and always wanted to try it. Yesterday at an Oktoberfest celebration I had to opportunity to eat some. With excitement I dug in. It smelled like a taint, and tasted like dirty feet. Seriosuly, I felt like I was in a secret fetish film. I made it three bites before throwing it away. I have brushed my teeth 4 times since then and I still think I can taste it. Germans are fucking disgusting.
Wait, stringent school dress codes are a left wing thing now? Since when? I totally associate that with puritanical social conservatives.
If I recall correctly, ballsack inserted a hairbrush into another man's ass. Someone did an artist's rendering in MS Paint.