Dumbass. It looks like he JUST took the costume out of the package, and didn't even get good "use" out of it. That should be fun, when they release him: "One cell phone, battery drained. One set of keys. One pocket knife. One clown costume, slightly soiled."
I'm sure that kid was scared to shit once he got to jail. I'm guessing going in dressed like a clown doesn't win too many allies.
I decided to lean in to the number of times I've been asked to be in a threesome or to be the third in a polyamorous relationship over the years and finally agreed to go on a date with a couple. I've had a few threesomes, but they were all spontaneous and with people I knew, so I was pretty nervous and unsure what I was getting myself into. Turns out it was really fun and comfortable and probably the best date I've been on with strangers in months. It's the right dynamic where I'm into both of them as people but don't have enough of a big ol crush on either of them that I'd be concerned about feelings getting in the way. We haven't gotten into the nitty gritty of what they're expecting out of this yet, but they seem into it in general and I'm fo sho intrigued now. I'm pretty sure this is what Sheryl Sandberg was talking about in her book.
Has anyone flown out of Detroit recently? I'm trying to gauge how bad the wait at security is apt to be.
I'd take a look at the construction on your route if you're driving there. One of the major access roads to the airport was closed for a time, though that was heading North to get to the airport. FWIW, I haven't been up that way in a couple of months but there's been major construction in Michigan and Ohio for the last year.
Fucking Miatas. My mother has progressed from NA Miata => BMW Z3 => Porsche Boxster yet she confided in me recently that she misses her Miata.
A buddy of mine was baling a road ditch and found a still functioning vibrator embedded in one of the bales.
Still functioning as in still worked or still functioning as in, still physically turned on and vibrating when he found it?
Still functioning as in he turned it on and it started vibrating. I told him that his mom needs to stop being so wasteful.
The evil clowns are in Vegas and threatening people via Facebook. Lazy fuckers. "They said they know where we live and they're at our window so [we should] check our window," said Lindsey Welch, whose son goes to Chaparral High School. "We don't want to go outside."