The male version of that group would be 10 beers deep and preventing the whole section from enjoying the game.
Going to the event is no longer the goal. The goal is to document yourself at the event while ignoring what's actually transpiring. How else will everyone know you were THERE, man? Imagine The 1,000,000 Man March or Kent State protest in the selfie era. It'd be as big a joke as Occupy Wall Street. "OMG I'M TOTES ACTIVISTING." If you've used the phrase, "How do I adult?" Kindly swallow your own ass until you've turned yourself inside out.
This board regularly discusses how boring baseball is. They found a way to keep themselves entertained. It could be worse, they could start the wave and distract everyone from the game.
Guys, stop hating on the girls. They are obviously in need of Tinder photos that feature hot dogs and baseball games. Hot dogs: how else will boys know that you like phallic objects in your mouth?
I'm too lazy to find it again, but I did read something today that the announcers plugged some fan photo contest which prompted the selfies that those girls were then mocked for.
West Virginia is worse than I imagined. We went to dinner at a Japanese place last night. Some dipshit came in and asked if they did take out, which they did do. So he asked for General Tso's chicken, to which the lady replied no and he stormed out. There was a Chinese restaurant two stores over. I hope he was too upset to notice. Then a couple came in and sat down. And then promptly left. I asked our server why and she said it was because they serve sushi. Did Jesus say something about sushi and I missed it? Did Kim Davis and the Pope say something about sushi? Fuck this place.
I really hope the Pope met with her to tell her to get her head out of her ass and stop giving Christains a bad name.
I was actually surprised by West Virginia. We drove from Georgia to Pittsburgh last year and spent the night in Summersville, WV, on the way back. I was afraid we were going to have a couple of Deliverance scenes, but most of the people we came in contact with seemed more Midwestern than Appalachian or Southern. On average they were far better than what we encounter in rural Georgia. Hard to beat the scenery of that drive too, especially the New River Gorge.
Why do I feel like Black Jesus already has a set of these on his bedside shelf? http://ihorror.com/human-centipede-toy-includes-interlocking-ass-to-mouth-feature/
Breaking my absinthe cherry as I post this. Past time I tried it, but it won't make it onto the regular rotation. I went rafting in West Virginia in 96 with about 20 people. There were 10 guys, of which I, at 6'2" and 220 was one of the small guys. When we asked at the local convenience store where the nearest bar was, the guy at the counter looked us over and warned "you boys don't want to go in there ". You might get hurt. The following day we went rafting in a river fed by acid mine drainage. You can keep West Virginia
Well, I'm officially an idiot. Just realized my son's name and my name equate to the first and last name of a historical figure -- and one of my heroes -- who helped invent the modern firearm. Good to know, as I'm getting my son's name inked on me tomorrow in an old west-style font. So it took me 16 months to realize the significance behind our names put together. (I got his name from something having to do with the brain surgery and the whole almost-killed me part... sappy story, PM me if you want details). Maybe this is why my wife calls me the dumbest smart person she knows.
I have a good laugh when I go for a run along the beach and some chick is running in the other direction, stops to take a photo of herself then runs a little more and does the same thing. Cool we get it you did some exercise but why does the whole world need to know.
I have experience getting around breathalyzer-controlled ignition-interlock systems. First of all, that story MUST be fake as hell, because I tried blowing air into a breathalyzer with a regulated tank of air, and it was really tough; I'd say 10% accuracy under the best conditions. What I did was electrically bypass the breathalyzer module. It was so much easier, in retrospect. Just fool the machine into thinking it isn't being started at all. It helps if your odometer "doesn't work". And here's some eye-candy (No pubes, I promise): Spoiler
So I watched this. It was clearly cheaply done, but damn, just damn! It was legitimately King-level spooky. The ending scene alone would have been enough mystery and scary crap, but it seems like everyone was really good in their roles, there.