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9/27/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 26, 2013.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    So an add for this site popped up, and I clicked on it and from all intents and purposes seems to be a real site:

    http://www.datevampires.com/

    I'm almost tempted to make a profile and dive down the rabbit hole, but I don't know my blood type off the top of my head (I assume that will be something I'll need to know) and something tells me the majority of the vampresses on that site aren't going to look like this:

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  2. shimmered

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    I have a pretty high fat diet. it didn't bother me. I have intentions of making it tomorrow before I go in for my lifts.
    We'll see if I want to wake up that early.
     
  3. bewildered

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    Why is beef stew so magnificent? Why did this one beer make me lose the last 45 minutes? These are questions that shall remain unanswered.
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Because beef plus stew, duh. And, 12 oz. X 45 / pi carry the three = 1.21 gigawatts. Ta da. Answers.
     
  5. bewildered

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    So much math. Math 4 life = beer
     
  6. Kubla Kahn

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    Did you actually by the premium hand picked mold less free radical free Bullet Proof Coffee(R) beans? Because if you didn't you can't max out your body hack. I tried it minus the MCT oil once and non free range butter (the horror). Tasted like you'd expect coffee would taste with that much butter in it. Maybe I didn't have enough the magic ingredients because I didn't feel different from any other cup of coffee.
     
  7. happyfunball

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    Lies! Particularly the floral pattern part. Where would you even buy those?
     
  8. Frank

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    Not sure if you're being facetious or not, but Dave Asprey didn't come up with bullet proof coffee, it just happened to fit in with his "bullet proof" brand. So you're not doing it wrong if you're not buying his ridiculously overpriced coffee.

    You totally did it wrong, I thought the same thing trying it with just butter about 10 times and didn't feel any different, but once you add in a couple table spoons of coconut oil, BAM! You feel like you can throw a bus like a baseball. Not even joking, shit is serious.

    I still don't get all the love for how it tastes though, even fully frothed with an immersion blender and some cinnamon and I'd rather just drink the coffee black, but my god does it make me feel better, ESPECIALLY if I'm hung over.
     
  9. Kubla Kahn

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    I won't lie, I've thought Dave Asprey is one of the biggest scheisters Ive heard when he's been on Joe Rogans podcast. Yes, he claims you won't get the same benefit if you use regular coffee because all coffee but his has some sort of mold that gives you the coffee crash or some shit. Anyone who labels themselves a bio hacker and carries around multiple organic supplements on their person at all times to regulate what ever the fuck, is a douche.
     
  10. Frank

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    Eh, having hard and fast rules like that is kind of weird, the method of delivery should not impact your opinion on the effectiveness of someone's claims.

    That said I also think Asprey is a douche waffle "just because" so fuck me.
     
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    They were a trend this past year, mostly with the younger crowd (how's that for irony given the original post). Pretty much it only looked good on the same type of ladies that the skinny jean also looks good on - Audrey Hepburn types. I completely avoided it. My firm rule is no patterned pants, no white pants. The world does not need to see my ass encased in either.
     
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    Honest question, what's with mature women and short hair?
     
  13. happyfunball

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    Aw, "mature", aren't you sweet.

    My hair is shoulder length. That's usually where I keep it. I can't speak for all the ladies, but for me personally I have a lot of hair and when it gets too long it's hard to hold a style. No other reason. I am trying to grow it longer now but just because my 14-year-old asked me to since she hadn't seen me with long hair in a while. I told her I'd give it my best shot.

    I actually had a woman at work tonight compliment my hair style. But she was very weird about it. She just kept staring at me, so I start nervous talking to fill in the silence and she interrupts me and says that she really likes what I did with my hair. Then reaches out to touch it. What's that about?
     
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    She was into you ?
     
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    She wants to make a hair doll from your head and worship it on an idol that she builds in her bedroom. But that's just a guess.

    In other news, my new shirt rocks:
     

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    Your step stool intrigues me. I keep seeing it in all your pictures and wonder if you built it yourself.
     
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    I didn't. It was something that was left in the can I'm living in from a previous tenant. In case you're wondering, this is my entire living space until next July:
     

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    I JUST SOLD MY CAR!!!

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    I'm claustrophobic just looking at it. I thought you were going in a closet to take pictures. Apparently you are living in one.
     
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    Funny. Mrs. Noland, at around 40 started growing her hair out and it's longer now than it has ever been since I've known her, which goes back to 1991.

    And funball, I don't know what it means when a woman touches your hair, but I know what it would mean if a woman reached out and touched mine.
     
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