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9/27/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 26, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    What, no cinder block book shelves or Pink Floyd poster? I am shocked and appalled.
     
    #221 Crown Royal, Oct 2, 2013
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    How often do you have to dodge the Public Storage Patrol? Do you shut the lights out, do you have to be quiet when other tenants come to get their stuff? Do you help others put their stuff into storage for booze and porn?
     
    #222 The Village Idiot, Oct 2, 2013
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    Do you live on a boat?
     
    #223 mya, Oct 2, 2013
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    Being a sweatshop manager has it's perks. Normally he has to share his space with a dozen Asians.
     
    #224 VanillaGorilla, Oct 2, 2013
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    I thought Obama shut down Gitmo...

    Or is that the transgendered wing of a men's prison?
     
    #225 Gator, Oct 2, 2013
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    Premature ejaculation?
     
    #226 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2013
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    Only if she's touching his pubes.
     
    #227 Angel_1756, Oct 2, 2013
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    I'm pretty sure he's deployed right now.
     
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    Please. At 42 it's not a sprint to orgasm, it's more like an ultra marathon.
     
    #229 Noland, Oct 2, 2013
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    Please. At 41 if premature were an olympic event, I'd be the Bolt. I figure I could have sex with (and mean ejaculate, because she'd get something out of it, right?) about 6 women in under two minutes, grab a drink, and be back in time to watch the game after a commercial break.
     
    #230 The Village Idiot, Oct 2, 2013
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    This is an accomplishment?
     
    #231 xrayvision, Oct 2, 2013
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    Yeah I don't really need a lot of space to live. Shit the more space equals more space to clean up. When I lived in a single bedroom it was not much bigger than that and I was fine, as still the place was trashed.
     
    #232 Kubla Kahn, Oct 2, 2013
  13. Crown Royal

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    I never pictured "a really fast ejaculator" as something that tops a woman's lust for what they want in a man.
     
    #233 Crown Royal, Oct 2, 2013
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    Let's give credit where credit is due. I've never had six orgasms in two minutes.
     
    #234 Noland, Oct 2, 2013
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    Wait til you're married about 20 years.
     
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    I like smaller living places as it is, although I'll probably get a new apartment next year as I'm starting to run out of room. Easier to clean, and I'm usually not home except to sleep during the week.
     
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    A guy I knew in high school (and dated for a full week) lost his virginity to a girl with more experience who had complained about her former boyfriends coming too quickly. So this guy, on his first time out of the gate, managed to prolong the experience for 90 minutes. 90 minutes of missionary pumping. Same position, same rhythm, same everything. He thought it was an accomplishment.
     
    #237 Angel_1756, Oct 2, 2013
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    I'm surprised that poor girl didn't just call it quits and end it. 90 minutes, sounds miserable for her and him.
     
    #238 toddamus, Oct 2, 2013
  19. Crown Royal

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    Fuckin BUSINESS TIME.

    Was it ended with a hearty, firm handshake?
     
    #239 Crown Royal, Oct 2, 2013
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    I imagine it was ended with a whimper as she tried to close her legs. 90 minutes like that can't be easy on the hips.
     
    #240 Angel_1756, Oct 2, 2013
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