9/27/13 WDT NSFW

He may not have knocked the bottom out, but he sure as shit wore down them sides.

 

What Danger Boy said. So to answer your questions, I don't, N/A, and when I get down about it, I check my bank account and remember that I'm making about $150k tax free this year.

 

This quest bar I just ate had a lot of features I like in a protein bar, except that it tasted fucking disgusting. The exercise is supposed to be the miserable part, not the fueling up beforehand. I better have so much energy at cardio that I fucking wear a hole in the floor.

The kicker is that I bought four of these things and it was $10. Buy 3 get one free at GNC. I want to punch a kitten.

 

I'm paid by the company I work for. If they don't get paid by the government, that's not my problem.

And I'm not evading anything. It's been a law for years that if you don't live in the country for 330 days of the year, you don't pay taxes up to $95k. Makes sense, seeing as how I'm not getting any benefits from the taxes I would pay this year.

 

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That makes sense I forget not everybody live in a city. The other thing we found out this morning is that the IRS will not validate tax transcripts and the SSA will not validate Social Security numbers, so that 12 days I was so happy about yesterday is done, so if you are buying a home in the next 30 days be prepared to provide more documentation on your tax returns, if you paid they will ask for copies of your cancelled checks or bank statements, or if you are self employed a third party verification will be needed. Not the end of the world just some additional papertrail burden.

 

Y'all I drank about a quart of coffee this morning and I think I'm gonna Ralph.

 

I'm not even going to lie. Below is a picture of an Asian hornet that is the size of someone's palm. It terrifies me. The deaths of 19 people in China by hornet stings recently hit the news. What was overlooked in that intrepid reporting was that these people were attacked by fucking Mothra. That's how 19 people died from a little wasp sting. It's the size of a fucking cat.

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I want to cry. I want to tear my hair out. Fuck that thing. Fuck whatever god created that thing. I am never leaving my house again.

 

The Chinese probably eat those things. Call up the Bizarre Foods guy.

 

I would carry a 12 gauge flyswatter if those things wind up in my neck of da woods. Holy shit.

 

I imagine a bee suit wouldn't do much to stop that massive stinger.

 

Well, SOMEbody is going to have a good weekend. Pinkcup and Audrey showed their butts to each other in the booty thread, and now they're gonna have road trip sex. Lucky!

 

Flamethrower.

 

Ditto. fuck those giant motherfuckers.

 

You don't need those guys. Just go to New Mexico and find a female Tarantula Hawk wasp. They're beautiful to look at and twice the size of thise hornets and have their famous "Fifteen Minutes of Hell" sting that's the second most agonizing on the earth.

And, they lay their eggs in living paralyzed tarantulas which hatch and eat the spider alive inside-out.

Sleep tight kids.

 

Napalm the whole fucking continent. I don't want to take any chances that one of those fuckers could find it's way here. Not even the slightest chance.

 

Was his name Craig and did he finally say, "Can we just stop?"