The difference is I'm actually joking and don't believe the Jews secretly run the banks and the media there, stormfront.
Y'know what? It's the drunk thread so you don't even get "scary tags". You will sit there, soak this in and be terrified. On the top is the Japanese Giant Hornet/Sparrow Bee. He spits corrosive venom and can kill up to 5000 honey bees single-handedly. Below him is the female Tarantula Hawk (American), who eat giantic hairy venomous spiders alive and save their organs so they can STAY alive while being devoured. .
Ya'll are such pussies. They're bugs. Crush them under your heel or with a rolled up magazine and get on with your day.
It's too late for me to edit my fuck, marry, kill post, but this is one more reason I would marry Noland. He'd protect me from icky, scary, crawly, fly'y (shut up, it might be a word) things. Take note men.
Maybe I should trade in my husband, he's not really a brave man against the critters. Speaking of, I never responded with my F/M/K and I have give this some very careful consideration.
Because Florida is basically concrete on top of a big swamp, I see bugs the size of my forearm on a regular basis. At this point outside they just get a head nod and an understanding that if they don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with them, then I go about my day. Some people complain about silverfish, but that's because they go out of their way to kill all the spiders. Leave a couple out of the way spiders and you're fine.
So I can't tell if it's a trend with a slightly younger generation but at the Starbucks I go to almost every morning, there are a couple of girls who work there whose boyfriends pretty much just hang out and kind of watch them. They "do work" on a computer or act like they are playing on their phones but it strikes me as somewhat disruptive and stemming from mistrust. The girls don't seem to mind but I find it to be rather controlling in a subtle way.
I think the real problem is that you are at a Starbucks, paying enough attention to know whose boyfriends are there.
I mean it's pretty obvious by the way they sometimes talk to them and sometimes kiss them (not sexually) when they sit at their table from time to time. Its not fucking rocket science to observe a little human behavior.