In my drinking days I had a gf that worked at a nice pub near my place. I loved hanging there during her shifts because she'd bring me free beer, wings and would always have a smile for me when she'd look over at my table while going about her business. The regulars were pretty cool too. I guess I'm sharing this because I momentarily thought I might have been like those dudes in starbucks, but no, those dudes are fucked.
If observing strangers and making judgements about their lives is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
I think the only thing I get freaked out by are spiders, and that's because of Korea. There were just so fucking many, and then there was that time in the porta shitter where they jumped down from the ceiling on me. Or the other time where I went to sit down to shit and one crawled across my ass. I think it has to do with pooping anyone or anything that fucks with me while I'm taking a dump will forever be hated by me. Plus nothing ruins your day faster than walking into a giant spiderweb.
People from the Netherlands are shit drivers and Dutch is probably the ugliest language I've ever had the unfortunate opportunity to hear.
My iMessage is acting up today and I have some very funny texts to send. It's rather annoying. I need something to make my work day go faster. My boss broke up with his girlfriend that he met on Plenty of Fish and now she is sending him nasty texts and trash-talking him, his ex-wife AND his kids on her facebook. She be crazy. For my daughter's 18th I've decided to get her two tickets to a Paramore concert so she can take a friend. That's a good gift right? If you like Paramore, I guess. My husband said to tell her when we give them to her that the other ticket is for me and see how thrilled she is about it. And since we are talking about bugs, I was sitting in bed the other day and I see movement out of the corner of my eye. I look over and there's a spider dangling right next to me and then it oh-so-gently landed on my pillow. I could almost feel bugs crawling on me as I tried to get to sleep. And every imagined movement I was checking out. It was a great night. We are also coming up on the fall season which is when I start finding those awful awful spiders in my laundry sink in the basement. They make me sweat. Literally. And Words with Friends is being a prude. It wouldn't let me use fellate and whorey.
It makes them sound chromosomally retarded. And Houston has the worst driving I've ever seen. Of any place I've been in the world.
Except we can. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_woods_cockroach What's really fun about them is that they fly to light, so many times when people walk into their place at night and immediately turn on a light before shutting the door, you get a winged angel of death flying straight at your face. If you ever want to test your bladder control, well, there's your chance.
I also associate these guys as the types that sit on the same side of the booth as their date/girlfriends when out to dinner or something. Instead of sitting across so you can see them, you sit adjacent so you can see who is looking at them and vice versa.
I don't understand all of the fear surrounding bugs and snakes and such. They're usually less than an ounce and only a handful can hurt you. It's like listening to Yankees talk about wolves as if they're going to open your unlocked door, kill your family and steal your car. It's an apex predator, but not one that frequently dines on people. Big deal.
Wolves attacking humans. It's hilarious. You would think filmmakers would do their homework and find out that wolves haven't openly attacked a human without provocation in over 130 years. They are wild. They are killers. And they have many, many rules. Ive been within 15 feet of one and honestly thought the thing wanted to play. It tossed its head back-and-forth and jumped around my truck like a giant ceiling fan was hanging over me.
Brazilian Wanderer. The Banana Spider bite. Gives you a throbbing hard-on that leaves you impotent. Eeeeeeeek!!!!!
Well, I was trying to judge him for going to Starbucks all the time and make a joke, but apparently all you hippies are into that and don't have a sense of humor. So y'all can just shut up then cuz nyaah.
Ain't this some shit? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/27/16-year-old-survives-first-ever-documented-serious-wolf-attack-in-minnesota/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/27/16 ... minnesota/</a> We had some wolves howling relatively close to our site when I was camping on the Canadian border last May and it was very cool. The closest I've been to 'em was at a wolf preserve years ago but they were behind tall fences.
Well, if it makes you feel better, I open carry my Ar-15 whenever I go in just to show people how much of a hippy I am not.