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9/27/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 26, 2013.

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  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    Did your work associate kill themselves?
     
  2. shimmered

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    Nope...but it's no longer my problem.

    Looking at me and saying "You can have your gym...."


    Motherfucker, it's already MINE. Blow me. And get your ass out of here, saying shit like I made you a bad person. Please. Grow up.


    Rah. I was ready for a fucking beer by lunch.
     
  3. toddamus

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    How do you make someone a bad person? Did you corrupt them morally then have them sell their brother into slavery? Did you force them to start selling drugs against their will?
     
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    Someones thinking outside the box for money ideas.
     
  5. iczorro

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    Slivers, let's take a look at the possible outcomes here.

    1. You don't tell him, and she doesn't break up with him. Good. Status quo is maintained, no harm no foul, and you know the person that told you is probably untrustworthy with gossip.

    2. You don't tell him and she does break up with him. Ok, sucks for him, but how would it be better if you tell him? So he can dump her first? He's 24, and much more likely to get defensive and/or mean than to sit back and take an objective look at the relationship and what needs to be fixed in it. If he finds out somehow that you knew before hand, you either tell him straight up that it was none of your business, or play it off with the also true, "I didn't know if it was true, I just heard it as drunken gossip"

    3. You do tell him and she wasn't going to break up with him. Well, now he's likely to do that defensive/aggressive thing I mentioned earlier and they'll either break up after fighting about it, or not break up after the air is cleared, but you are no longer allowed to be friends with either of them.

    4. You do tell him and she was going to break up with him. The relationship is over, and your buddy knows you have his back, but he should know that already. But now you have no chance of sleeping with her friends.

    The only ones with a down side for you are the ones where you tell. For your buddy, it's a coin flip. But they're young, and if they've been dating that long, they need to either shit or get off the pot, anyway.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    Or her, if you're a perfect asshole.
     
  7. VanillaGorilla

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    If your immediate response wasn't to call the friend, then the proper response is to keep your mouth shut.
     
  8. Slivers

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    Yeah, im not getting involved. I don't need the stress. I feel shitty knowing, but if it happens then it was inevitable anyways. Friends? Unfortunately she never really had any of those and the few ones she did have sucked. Talk about three years of bringing nothing to the table
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I just killed a thousand-score infestation of flying ants that were just about to spread their wings on the side of my house. Any fancy bug killers used? Nope. You just need wielding gloves, a pot of boiling water and the will to wield it.
     
  10. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Killing invaders by pouring boiling liquids on them? That's some old-school shit right there. You don't happen to have a moat around your house, do you?
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    No, but it works better than ANYTHING. Either pour it on a colony, or stand back and throw it like a hellish cataract. It kills anything it touches instantly. Of course, be very safe. It's boiling water, it will fuck you up or anybody else if you don't clear the area.
     
  12. shimmered

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    Fuck that. Your friend, though he's your friend, is an asshole boyfriend. You said he deserves what he gets, so don't let him Jew out of his comeuppance by you giving him foresight.


    Your friend needs to learn not to be a dick.
     
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    Oh no, Sack has infected her. Quick, kill it with fire
     
  14. Crown Royal

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    I'm always confused. Is being Jewish a race, religion or nationality? I always regarded it as a religion that claimed their own country without making any fuss whatsoever. I never regarded it as a "race" because I have a very hard time looking at David Lee Roth and Natalie Portman and saying that they are not honks.
     
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    From what I gathered, "jewish" is no longer a religion. It is now a description of a behavior or an actual behavior or action itself.
     
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    Haven't you been listening to 'Sack? It's a new world order that runs everything.

    Also responsible for Lox so I'll give em credit for that shit.
     
  17. Crown Royal

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    And all the sitcoms about minorities for the past four decades. And Gone With the Wind, filmed in Culver City.
     
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    I don't know where or how Jews fit into the minority profile. Whenever someone asks if I've fucked a black girl and reply thatI have not but I've banged a Mexican and a Jew, people laugh or look horrified.
     
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    In defense of my people's womenfolk, if you've never gotten head from a Jewish girl, you've never gotten head. I'd say classifying a Jewish girl from other white chicks is OK.
     
  20. Crown Royal

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    Jews are just whites pretending to be Jews. That is our Caucasian gift. The ability to perfectly mimic anything in our surroundings, like the chameleon or the copycat rhinoceros. Just look at our work with copying the blacks over the past two decades. We have great emersion successes, like Robert Van Winkle, Nick Carter and Jason Kidd. You just look at C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man and try and distinguish him from a real black person.

    I fucking DARE you.

    Also, we play wonderful characters in Spike Lee movies. Steal the show.
     
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