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9/27/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 26, 2013.

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  1. bewildered

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    Kill her, cut her up, throw her body into a river?
     
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    I didn't think she was all that attractive, even before she got Bridgette Nielsen hair and went full on attention whore, I think she has kind of a derpy face. That being said, I think she screams the kind of girl who would be a hellacious disappointment in bed. Watch her twerk, its not sexy, her whole sex appeal schtick is predicated off of what she THINKS would look hot or whatnot. The actual execution isn't great. If you want to throw her around and have your way with her? Cool, she'll probably let you. But a freak to me is actually gonna show me something crazy, not put that onus on me.

    I'm just waiting for Parker, her biggest fanboy, to come bounding in and reference her Two and a Half Men generated sex appeal again.
     
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    This is what I thought of when I saw it:

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    This. I don't find her particularly attractive and wouldn't go out of my way to take her home. If she flirted aggressively with me and it seemed easy enough? Sure, but she's not my particular cup of tea.
    As the esteemed Mr. JWags mentioned, she seems as if she's trying too hard to be sexy, and in my experience those girls are usually anything but in bed. We've all seen that girl at the bar, holding her crotch, doing stupid shit like pretending a cup or beer can is a penis and overall being obnoxious. In my experience those girls are usually either not experienced or not confident (thus the obvious over compensating), and that translates to a mediocre sexual experience.
     
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    I think she's being a goofball because the personality market is covered on all other fronts. I don't think she's seriously trying to be sexy, I don't think she's trying to be an attention whore (which is a concept we really need to deep dive into separately). She's a celebrity. She's supposed to get press, garner hits, be a celebrity. Might as well not like Jay-Z because he raps too much. It's her fucking job. I think she's doing that, she stops being relevant if she doesn't. She just got two pages out of us, and 90% of you could really give a shit less.

    She's 20, being goofy, because guess what? In a year she can do something completely different and no one will give a fuck. I bet if you asked her "Do you think you're being sexy?" She'd look at you and ask "Are you kidding?"

    I'd tear her vagina asunder. No regrets.
     
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    It's in the "We Love Russia" compilations.
     
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    I agree. Self proclaimed freaks are usually the worst in bed or just aren't freaks at all. Several years back I was sorta dating this girl who intrigued me so I thought I'd give it a shot. She was cute enough and easy to hang out with. She was the kind of girl who always made a lot of jokes about sex and include plenty of innuendo in her conversations. Naturally, this encouraged me to keep trying so I could see how she was in bed. I was just too stupid to see it was bullshit.

    As things progressed in the following weeks, she would ask me if I've ever been with a freak before. And I had. So my expectations were properly set. I expected some form of ass play and aggressive attitudes, at the very least. Maybe she would perhaps say something dirty to me? I dunno.

    When we finally got down to it, she was afraid of taking her shirt off. She wouldn't let me go down on her. When I suggested that I would like it if she went down on me, she said, and I shit you not, "You want ME to put my MOUTH on it??!!" I was at a loss for words.

    It was as if I asked her to microwave a baby. Even prudish girls will give a beej at the very least. On the other hand, I've been with a couple of quieter girls who nearly made my head explode. Oh Elisabeth, you Chilean fox.
     
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    I was out shopping today and saw the female version of the pants Robin Thicke wore for his VMA performance.

    I also bought my first pair of skinny jeans today. Not sure how I feel about that.

    I was at the Levi Outlet one time and the sales guy was trying to talk me into buying a pair of skinny jeans because "they'd look awesome tucked into boots." I refused. I guess time has worn me down.
     

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    I am okay with the idea of jeans, skinny or otherwise, tucked into boots. Otherwise, I think they are generally a very much younger person's game. And a thin, young person. You probably have the body type though.

    I'm only working off what I know my sister wears. Skinny jeans, really young tops, an obsession with skin treatments. She is fighting so hard against being 30.
     
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    Skinny jeans are like leggings, only wear them if you can pull it off.

    I think turning 30 is easier for guys, many guys look better at 30 than they did at 20.
     
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    100 x this. Two of the best sexual partners I've had were ladies who were not at all overt about what they liked in bed. Completely different personalities too, one was very funny and outgoing, the other more quiet and reserved but still friendly. But once the lights were turned off (or kept on, or it was a moot point because we were outside) I had a very pleasant surprise.
     
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    One of my best girls took a job in DC and today's her last day in the office. So, we're scavenging her office for good supplies, spiking our coffee with liquor (I took a page from Parker on that one) and checking out pictures of scared people.
     
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    Truth. I look a hell of a lot better at 32 than I did when I was 22. Of course, I also looked approximately 16 at the age of 22, so I've just recently stopped getting carded every time I go out drinking.
     
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    Hey Tom Clancy is dead, why not butt fuck his corpse while it's still warm then jizz in his belly button?



    Another Borne/Bond remake that completely defeats the purpose and intrigue of the Jack Ryan character.
     
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    I've known Indian (dot, not feather) girls to be like this as well. It's what helped to develop my nearly crippling attraction to them. As long as it's the hot ones and not the ones who look like breasted men.
     
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    Have you not heard of Jeggings? Jeans and leggings combined? I steered clear of those. I didn't get super tight at the ankle. I was pleasantly surprised at how comfortable they were.

    One time when I was in my thirties a teenager came to the door selling newspapers. He asked if my mom was home. If I was thinking I would have just said no. I'm definitely in better shape than in my early twenties.
     
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    "So this REALLY old lady answered the door and I jokingly asked if her parents were home."
     
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    "These sales techniques suck! I totally tried to butter that old lady up and she didn't buy squat! Kept wanting to talk about some Herbert Hoover guy though."
     
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    Does anyone here go to haunted houses? Personally I hate that stuff, I dislike horror movies and won't go to haunted houses. If I want to be scared I'll let my mom drive my car.

    Happy sets herself up for way too many old jokes. I was going to ask her what a women her age was doing looking at jeggings in Hot Topic
     
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    Thirty was wonderful. I loved it.


    Skinny jeans and my ass do not mesh well. At all. I love them on other people but...I'm too...There's way too much donk there for that.


    Also - I love Miley's eyebrows.
     
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