9/27/13 WDT NSFW

Let me tell you some other fond memories and you can destroy those too.

I may have been old (30s are old now?) but I was savvy. Saw right through him.

Hot Topic? Please. And I said I WASN'T looking at the jeggings. Reading is hard.

And you guys all suck.

 

Yeah, well somebody on this board also admitted that the Jet Flyer Eagle shirt is in their home.

So, did anybody else spend a few minutes checking out funball's body in the reflection? Well, uh, yeah, uh, me either.

 

Geez. Susan Sarandon is 67 today and is still a turn-on. You go girl.

Meanwhile, Cher is around the same age and thanks to the miracles of plastic surgery looks like a porcelain peat bog mummy. The trannies that flock to her concert are a more convincing Cher than SHE is.

 

bewildered confirmed for cankles.

 

American Eagle Artist are my favorite, bootcut, but not too wide at the ankle, nice fit.

I can't rep you since I did recently, but happy birthday.

And I tried to crop it, but it wasn't working and I don't have much time.

Frank's on a tear today.

 

This monkey is chunky, but I've got slim ankles. I just have some friggen giant hams behind me.


Plus I'm not used to wearing jeans so they feel weird.
RE: the AE Artist jeans, the waistband does not flatter me at all. Lame I know but...There it is.

 

I'm 30, and someone's gonna have to pry my skinny jeans/cords and boots out of my G.I. Joe KungFu Grip before I stop wearing them.

 

I wear leggings/crops/booty shorts pretty much every day of the week. Jeans - while socially acceptable - feel weird against my skin. Like super weird. I wear stretchy pants, so the waistband feels crazy aggressive.


I'm a wimp.

 

If you can wear skinny jeans it means you don't even lift.

 

After your numerous posts to the bikini thread, I can think of a lot of adjectives there, but chunky ain't one of 'em.

Same.

 

My nuts won't fit.

A co-worker who is about 5'6" and not thin came into work last year with skinny jeans and he looked exactly like Danny DeVito in It's Always Sunny. They lasted one day.

 

It's funny because I think the waistband is really wide. If I don't wear a belt I'll show crack when bending over and I don't need to unzip or unbutton when putting them on or off. I did try going down a size though so we'll see how that goes.

 

There's a good 12 lbs of extra weight I should work to lose, but haven't motivated myself to get off my ass and do it, but thank you.

Freecorps - If you can wear any type of girl clothes besides stretchy pants and dresses you don't even lift. I HATE shopping. So much.

 

I wear skinny jeans cos I'm skinny as fuck (Read: I don't even lift). "Regular" jeans are a little too baggy on me, loosest jeans I'll wear is a slim.

Going to a hipster themed party tonight, channeling macklemore hard with the wolf shirt and leopard fur coat. It's going to be a wacky weekend.

 

This reminds me of when I was taking my almost 11 yr old shopping for jeans last week. I had to drag her to do it because pants/shorts are way more boring than tops. Then she was appalled that she would have to try them on. "I know what size I am, it will fit fine. I shouldn't have to try them on!" I told her that her life was going to be very bleak indeed if she clung to the belief that just going by size would be all that is necessary for selecting clothes. She tried on 3 pair. They all "fit" but only one fit well. She refused to acknowledge my rightness.

 

Bitch bitch bitch. Men have so many options for jeans to accommodate their bodies.

Women's jeans are all skinny thighs and flat asses. Ugh.