They averaged all the faces of all the women in the world and came to this. <a class="postlink" href="http://fstoppers.com/the-average-faces-of-women-around-the-world" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://fstoppers.com/the-average-faces- ... -the-world</a>
So last night I taught a friend how to make his dick into a swordfish. Probably the gayest thing one can do without the risk of aids.
Re: Re: 9/27/13 WDT NSFW Ha, personally, I think 'sack is probably laughing it up. Getting under a mod's skin enough to have him selectively and actually censor your posts, rather than just changing it in the quote response? That's some quality attention, right there.
I have wicked stretchy skin. So I take my dick, pull the foreskin into a point, and then pull my nutsack up in a triangle like the sail of the fish. Boom, penis swordfish.
I think the audience was slightly more interested in the "why?" rather than the "how?" I mean, you said like it was the most normal thing in the world. "Hey bro, I wanna show you something I can do with my penis." And he seemingly just sat there and looked on, taking notes. As if nothing was wrong with the scenario.
Well, if you say "hey, I can turn my dick into a swordfish" and your friend says "bullshit", well, you have just been challenged
That's because attractiveness is in large part about facial symmetry. Average out the outliers, and you're left with a very symmetrical mean.
I agree that the "bullshit" is a direct challenge to your statement. Which leads me to think that mabe your "friend" just wanted to see your dick. But then you volunteered the original statement which makes me think you wanted him to challenge your statement because you wanted a reason to show him your dick. And that you had a suspicion in the first place that maybe he was interested. Either way, you just wanted him to see your dick and he just needed a reason.
Can your wife do tricks with her boobs? If she claims she can, I don't believe her and would like proof.
Swedes view nudity differently than people from the American continents. A dick is just a piece of flesh.
Yeah it's better over here where you can't have nude beaches because pee-pees are for potty mouths, and you can't look at one without giggling or screaming.
I've been at the hospital for over 3 hours for my cousins procedure. It was supposed to start at 12...still waiting. I knew things would be running behind, but seriously? I need alcohol.