Got a bachelor party in a few weeks, might have to try them out. That being said I have to try arrange strippers to come out to a cabin in the woods with 8 guys. Suggestions are welcome.
Chloroform? I was a trip sitter a couple times for my buddies back in school. Wouldn't mind trying em out, but a 5+ hour trip is ridiculous. Ain't nobody got time for that.
The saddest thing about living in Western Australia, other than our lack of halloween, is there's no good coke. Sad panda.
Nothing sobers you up faster than having to carry an 80 lb bocce set for a kilometre home because you're a fucking idiot and didn't pick one of the light prizes. However, tomorrow I am going to play some bocce and all will be better. Provided I can lift my fucking arms.
Oh Dear God, do I love that woman. I would do things to her... I was going to finish that sentence, but ran out of steam. So to speak.
I just stayed up playing Starcraft: Brood War until just now with my old clanmates. Like from 7 years ago. Good times all around, I forgot what it was like to run ladder games until the sun came up. Time for bed.
This is exactly zero coke dealers in the continent who doesn't step on their product. As soon as a supplier hands it over they double its size with baby laxitive. ALL of them. And why not? It doubles the profit.
Note to self: delete all pictures from phone before going out. Then give phone to someone else for the whole night. I am so glad I didn't have a phone in college. Who knows what I would have done. Sorry for weird reps and messages. My head hurts.