Well that shot is a good angle, that's all I'm saying. No one can look at that and say "Hm, I can't tell if that's a nice ass, I need another angle." That's all I'm saying. Just trying to help out so people get the most out of all the trouble they go through to take a quality selfie. That and said girl in the picture has a built ass. If she didn't do lunges or squats it'd recede back into her thighs and be flush with her back. God bless her for trying, I'd still hit it.
See, the thing for me is, I had to take about 15 pictures to get that one. I got some of my cat, the floor, ceiling fan, etc. Now I have to worry about angles? You guys are soooo demanding.
I once saw a dude jerking it while driving a motorcycle down I-75 outside of Atlanta. I had to do a triple take, but yep...that was his wang flapping out in the air.
A guy met a girl at Starbucks and got her number. He then thought it was a good idea to send her this:
It's creeping into Skyello territory. Although, it sort of seems like he meant to take a picture? Maybe?
I want to throw him into an active volcano filled with AIDS. My skin feels like tectonic plates shifting. Gahhhhhhhhh
How the hell would that even work?! How do you manage to concentrate on riding a motorcycle (not the easiest vehicle to control) and fapping at the same time? Does he not feel the cold? My dick practically retracts in a cold swimming pool, I'd hate to think what would happen at 70-odd m.p.h. on the highway. Also, have you seen what road rash looks like? It is *not* pleasant. And this guy was so desperate for a fap that he would risk falling off and possibly losing his wang and getting road rash? Fuck, I have so many questions. It's now just after 4 a.m. and sleep has not arrived for me yet. I've had one too many iced coffees tonight - Woolworths here have one that's powdered and is supplied in a tin which is awesome and actually does taste like an iced coffee, even with just cold milk.
Sure, but Danger Boner (or fearection, whatever you wanna call it) is the unhappy bedfellow (ha) of Nocockitis*. Road rash on the penis is possibly the worst thing I can think of. My chance of sleep is now ruined thanks to that mental image. Ugh. *Not the correct clinical name.
No this dude is vain. Skyello had severe chemical imbalances he screwed with more by ingesting all sorts of psychedelics. This dude is just on the level of touching a girls hair without permission or doing that cheek stroking thing with the back of your fingers. Side note: Jerking off while riding a motor cycle sounds like someone who is living their life to the fullest. I'd guess it'd be much harder bent forward on a crotch rocket then leaning back on some cruiser. Once you got enough speed your bike generally stays up on it's own. Double hand stroking would be the real thrill.
Re: Re: 9/27/13 WDT NSFW Are we sure he's not just some guy in middle America doing some bizarre, awesome performance piece?