I've heard many people with foreign accents pronounce it either 'juan' or 'vun' depending on their country of origin. Also, Jager, I saw this picture earlier and thought of your earlier contribution about the "sword".
So this happened today. Why? ''Because we're moving back to Alabama.'' Yeah right! More like because he knows I loathe it.
He got it to be ironic or something. He isn't a redneck or anything. Shit, he's from socal. He claims the orange markings on it will make it easier to spot in his peripheral and I suppose that's true. The tipping point for that purchase decision was definitely how much I would hate it.
Is it a cellphone, or is it sneaking up on him like a henchman from Enter The Ninja? Mine is easy to spot thanks to it being completely bedazzled with Hello Kitty.
My old lady forbade me from buying or wearing overalls. At this point it's so built up that if I bought and wore them, we might legitimately break up. Which suck, because overalls are as comfortable as they are handy. And quite stylish with flip flops and a Tshirt, I might add.
That takes me back to grade nine when everyone was wearing them with one strap. They are handy for work and hilarious when some drunk pees his pants in them.
His old case was black and he'd leave it on the couch, or on the Wii or something and completely lose track of it. Hello kitty works too I suppose.
For some reason the memory of a picture I saw of Shari Lewis in overalls and with no tshirt underneath, only her nipples covered by the straps, came flooding back. And my shitty google fu isn't bringing it back. DAMN IT!
If you're not the kind of person who can get blackout drunk by yourself, I don't truck you as a person.
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I must be lucky, because my girlfriend loves it when I wear overalls or camouflage. Aside from hunting I only wear camo around the house because some of it is very comfy.
I thought you meant Benedict Cumberbatch. Earlier today I went on an odyssey for Cracovia Super Hot Mustard. This stuff is mana from hell. Hot, mildly sweet. I made a corned beef and had to have this stuff to slather on my sandwiches by the spoonful. The cunt sucker that runs the only place in town that sells it is closed today. With a little luck his own children will piss on his grave. I went to a couple places then realized I am that asshole that will make a journey across town, across state, across international borders into a war zone, smuggling myself inside crates of polio vaccines if need be, for a good drink or a meal. I am 100% OK with this. Had to settle for a suspiciously neon yellow jalapeno mustard that surprisingly got the job done. It's September. We're doing pumpkin beer porn now. NOW. Go get this:
That looks/sounds delicious. I have a 6er of Yuengling Porter in my pantry that I'm considering starting on today, especially if this Rangers game doesn't start swinging in our favor.