Oktoberfest in Munich was awesome. Next year I won't plan the trip the night before. You can do everything in a week to EAS if they would let you. That's what the Air Force is going to start doing to people. Deny a special duty and you will be separated within 7 days.
Can we all agree that when people start dragging other people into a failed marriage, someone needs a mudhole stomped in their ass?
Re: Re: 9/27/13 WDT NSFW So who got beat over the anchor baby? I just find it odd that a diverse, respectful, funny, and smart group of people still descend into internet bullying when fiven the chance. Dudes come back and had a sense of humor about it (and shared for our enjoyment) yet people jump on him. I've gotten skewered for similar jokes before. Rambling, is it the fact that people dislike sack that much that the jokes are cool?
Oh wait. I don't care about 'sack's failed marriage. I can't throw stones at that...I've been married three times. I'm either stupid or have a profound belief in true love and forever. I like to think it's the latter, but there's probably a fair bit of the former involved as well. I was talking about people I know personally who seem bent on dragging me through their mud. That shit is getting old.
Re: Re: 9/27/13 WDT NSFW Agreed. Sounds horrible. Maybe spray yourself with PAM to avoid the stickage?
Look, I'm not saying I'm better and smarter than the rest of you. I'm just saying that should go without saying.
Re: Re: 9/27/13 WDT NSFW Me and my therapist sat down and realized that the problem was me. I wasn't making enough fun of ballsack. I needed to be in a position where I could mock him mercilessly.
Iczorro and Binary nailed it, if you have even a passing knowledge of wine and a decent sense of humor, hot young women at these events are like fish in a barrel. It's the perfect storm, young women vastly outnumber young men, there's alcohol involved and you have built in starting place for a conversation. Makes me feel kind of stupid for ever trying to pick up chicks at bars.
I don't know about "fish in a barrel", but I do know that the local wine festival last year was attended by an entire bridal party who wore nothing but matching booty shorts and sports bras that said "Squeeze me hard enough and I might scream Grape" where the G in Grape was nearly indistinguishable from the fabric background. Classy ladies indeed.
Let me put it this way. 1. Being able to speak confidently, intelligently, and (occasionally) passionately on any subject is a good idea, and more likely to be sexy than not (Hitler, mold, cancer... probably not turn ons). 2. 95% of women that I've met in my life love wine. 3. ...? 4. Profit
Re: Re: 9/27/13 WDT NSFW Did Dr. Pineapple tell you that or did she just imply it with her prickly stare?
Every woman from. 40-55 is overweight. Every single one. Bad haircuts, a round belly and fat ass draped with some retarded floral pattern, and butch haircut. I had a dream last night I licked the boogers off the wall above a urinal. Gross.
The shut down is the best thing ever. All my friends that normally work boring government jobs during the day are home, pissed off, and willing to drink aggressively in light of their new "7 day weekends." Plus... HOCKEY STARTS TODAY! FUCK YES! It's like a perfect storm for getting hammered.
Without bringing politics into it (heh, yeah right) just what exactly happens if the US government is still off on Oct 17? What happens if the US defaults? Does that mean China gets to repo the west coast?