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9/3 - Wednesday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Sep 3, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Who doesn't? I don't leave the house until the mane is silky, smooth and manageable.

    It also doesn't set the inside of your tool on fire when you jerk off with it, unlike shampoo.
     
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    Half the time I'm too lazy to even bother with shampoo and use soap.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    IT BURNS!!!!!!
     
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    Um.
     
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    Noland grew up before lube was invented so soap is all he knows. Just be glad it isn't lye anymore. Now that shit would sting.
     
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    You're only three years younger than I am, Angel.
     
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    So, this made me think of a discussion I had with my girlfriend recently about hair washing frequency. I usually only wash my hair once, twice a week at most, unless it's absolutely necessary. Most of the time though, I just rinse it out and leave it at that. My contention is that it's actually better for your hair as it allows the natural oils to keep the hair looking better and stop it from drying out due to over-washing. She seems to think I have a mental disorder. So we've agreed to disagree.
     
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    I know that if I don't wash my hair it looks like shit. Like I should be in a back room playing Magic drinking mountain dew shit.
     
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    I only wash mine every three days or so. The Husband is convinced this is foul.

    When it was super short, I'd go over a week without washing it because it didn't pick up smells from the rest of the world like it does while it's long. There are increasingly frequent days I miss my short hair. Not enough (yet) to go through growing it out again...but...yeah.
     
  10. Juice

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    Soooo this video for the 4th season of American Horror Story is terrifying.

     
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  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Wow, you're 43? Didn't know that.

    And, I just wasn't sure if he meant soap for jerking it or for hair. But, yeah, I bet lye would sting when you jerked it, too.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Sometimes it's good to be a girl.

    And how much do I sound like a teenage boy when I say,

    "69 rep baby! Yeah!"

    That's what I call Tuesday nights.

    And am I supposed to know who that is?
     
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    He's one of the owners of that pawn shop on the show "Pawn Stars". If you watch the History Channel at all, you might recognize him.
     
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    It's a crying shame that nobody knocked him the fuck out. Maggot drunks are pure shit no matter how famous they are.
     
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    Ask the next teenaged boy that winks at you.
     
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    Somebody's cranky. You're still trying to get all the conditioner out, aren't you?
     
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    That is not the body of a healthy individual. Half that is alcoholism, the other binge eating. One swift kick to his engorged foie gras, beer brined liver and he's a goner.

    Can't wait for the apology. "I'm sorry I embarrassed my loud, unscrupulous, shyster family who belong in a middle east bizarre." Seriously, I watch snippets of the show, his dad is a businessman and being photographed pissing on a bar is not good for business. History Channel has to have some kind of clause in his contract about public nudity. I mean, come on, this is History Channel, not TLC.
     
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    He looks like he'd fit in there as your average grubby pawn shop owner.

    Also, this is me around this time every year:

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    If this is true why would you ever wash your hair with shampoo?

    Do you use deodorant, or is better to let your armpits smell the way god intended them to? I knew a person that stopped wearing deodorant for reasons similar to the one's you have mentioned with shampoo. She also stopped having friends. I almost felt sorry for her.
     
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