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9/3 - Wednesday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Sep 3, 2014.

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    "Not my finest moment, obviously," he told PEOPLE in a statement. "I sincerely apologize to everyone for my behavior. I am truly sorry."

    That's it? I mean, seriously?
     
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    The show should be called World's Fattest Thieves. I can't believe he's only 31. He looks at least 50.
     
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    My father in law doesn't wear deodorant. Doesn't really matter with him though... you could run him through a car wash and he'd still smell like motor oil, hydraulic fluid and diesel.
     
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    Did you learn math before the number 10 existed or something?
     
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    That must have been around the same time they invented taking a bad joke and beating it to death.
     
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    They had a girl who worked on the show, Olivia Black, who was fired when she posed for the Suicide Girls naked.
     
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    To quote Billy Dee: "Nepotism: works. EVERY time."
     
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    Good point. Noland is old? Dumb joke that is played. Angel is 40? Still hilarious!
     
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    I've been shot in the et cetera!

    I saw this billboard today that advertising for a law firm that, like most of the ones who put up billboards, specialize in personal injury cases. There was a picture of three attorneys on the far left, the phone number at the bottom, and then a list of several of their target cases.

    2. Wrecks
    3. Slip and fall
    4. Workplace injury

    At the top of the list, though was

    Shooting Victim
    (Apartment Complexes, Gas Stations, etc.)

    I didn't add the parenthetic part for emphasis - that's exactly how the billboard read. None of the other categories had details, just that one. If you specialize in Apartment Complex Shooting Law, you are really dialing in your market.
     
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    Re: I've been shot in the et cetera!

    Where the player's play indeed.
     
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    Re: I've been shot in the et cetera!

    When I was in Florida and driving on one of the highways, I heard the boys in the back talking about a particular billboard. I noticed the billboard as well and thought it funny they had noticed it as well.

    It was bright yellow and at at the top it said "YOUR WIFE IS HOT" and then in smaller print on the bottom it said "better get your air conditioning fixed". Apparently two 15 year old boys find that amusing (and me too).
     
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    Here in Florida air conditioning is a hot commodity.
     
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    Re: I've been shot in the et cetera!

    The sad thing is that they're probably suing the apartment complex and gas station while refusing to talk to the cops about the shooter.
     
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    So I keep hearing shit about missing planes in Libya but don't see it reported on any of the major news outlets. Anyone have a link to something credible and not just bullshit like Infowars?
     
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    Don't be surprised if they pulled the entire thing out of their ass, tear are the people who insist chemtrails are real and sun tan lotion causes melanoma. They rank slightly lower than Weekly World News' "Batboy" article.
     
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    Having a beer (or many) while cleaning seems like a great idea when you start but the more I drink the less I clean. Also, earlier I was wiping off the kitchen counter and a spider crawled up my arm, I freaked out, took my shirt off and shook it out, and I never did find that damn spider. That made it hard for me to continue the task at hand.

    Also, my phone isn't compatible with my ancient boom box thingy so I'm listening to my iPod Classic that was last updated a few years ago. Listening to that thing on shuffle is about hilarious. My taste in music is eclectic as shit.
     
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    Little League World Series. Hu's on first?
     
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    I maybe kind of get taking photos of meals at restaurants. I mean, I don't do it, but I guess sometimes I appreciate seeing pictures of food that's actually unique or interesting in some way.

    But seriously, sharing photos of your dinner from Jack Astor's?

     
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    I'm bored at work.

     
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    Sooo....how's everybody doing tonight?
     
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