This is probably way off topic, but somehow still relevant. When I was 38 or 39, I found myself in bed with a woman who thought lying naked in bed was the perfect time to tell me all about her ex boyfriend who had penis problems. Apparently "As a young attractive woman" she found this a challenge that she could help him overcome and went on and on and on about how she addressed the problem. I have no idea how her pointless, stupid story ended. I rolled over and went to sleep.
Didn't need the script, the way he put it it was good to have if you needed something extra for a second or third round. Or whiskey dick.
What a night... had some time to kill while my computer was re-installing and rebuilding all sorts of shit, so I hit the shop and built myself a new dining room table. I'm moving in a couple of months so won't take it with me (it's too heavy and bulky to drag across the country... if I need a new one, I'll build it). I'm amazed at how much I actually got done... the top is a bunch of 4"x4" cedar posts glued together, and it's all done... glued, sanded, and finished. The legs are also 4x4 post construction in like a trestle, and they're ugly but functional... all in I think I spent about 5 hours working on it. It should be dry enough and ready to move into the dining room tomorrow. It's definitely got that "rough" look to it, with a bunch of knots and imperfections, but it was fast, and it'll work. Just in time for mom coming out to visit for Thanksgiving. But now it's time for a few drinks and watching a movie in the hot tub. Hope you're all having a nice, relaxing Friday night as well.
Maybe not a bad call. If I were you I would've put laxatve in his coffee or something before he had a meeting or a presentation.
I think we should, a nice grassy field with some trees. They'll have all the food they'd ever dream of having. It'd be like a buffet to them.
If you know my past posting history, you'll understandably know that I had no idea this was a thing... On an unrelated note, here's what I've been working on this past week. http://imgur.com/a/RTJuk
I'll be hitting the Big 5-0 in three weeks. When I was 40 the Mrsanthropic threw me a surprise party and I got so hammered I fell backwards down a flight of stairs and landed on my head, spraining my neck.
I am not drink, happy, or fire. I'm in our new (to us) office building, supervising a moving company. At 8 on a goddamned Saturday night. At least we are finally getting out of that abandoned building we were working in.
Got a nice big filet mignon in the sous vide, twice baked potatoes in the oven, have the new dining room table all set up, and am enjoying a few spiced rum and cokes while watching the new Luke Cage series on Netlix. It fucking rocks... highly recommend it. Fuck cable TV... they are done and they don't even know it yet. While they go on with their bullshit, Netflix is pumping out some very solid entertainment that isn't held together by a laugh track.
I'm so conflicted about cancelling my cable. On the one hand, I almost NEVER watch it. On the other, the rare times I do watch it's HBO or live sports that you can't get anywhere else.