Trailer Park Boys season 8 just hit Netflix in the US. I need to set aside a few hours to binge watch with cheeseburgers and cheap rum.
Wooo! Another wild and crazy night. I'm working tomorrow and Sunday so I feel the need to be responsible and go to bed early, wake up early, wash my face, and brush my teeth. Booooo.
That opening explosion is the largest controlled explosion in movie history (I think). My life savings to whomever can convincingly explain how the DAMN THREE SEASHELLS WORK. Hating on the movie means that you simply were born without a soul. What seems to be your boggle? Damn you Kunla, Im throwing that shit on right NOW.
Movie night here. Watching Forrest Gump now. I mean Jenny does sexually assault a retarded person right?
Its not sexual assault, he wanted it and she knew, it she just gave it to him. It was his fault for wearing that sexy slutty uniform.
And ditches him. Constantly. Never tells him he's a dad. Marries him when she has AIDS. God, what a cunt.
I mean the dude is obviously developmentally disabled. Yet she still makes him touch her titties in college and then fucks him later on.
A new server at work is named Jenny. When I was told that she would be training the next day, I may or may not have shouted JENNNNAYY!!! I just got home from running for the first time in probably about 9 months. More like a year if you count real outdoor running and not indoor track/treadmill stuff. It kicked my ass (and Buddy's) but I'm glad I did it. Sunday is my first off day in 10 days. I have important things planned. Spoiler
I love how he gives her the goddamn Medal Of Honour and she's "Meh...back to the filthy hippie that beats me. Later, 'tard." I've never known anybody to even remotely like her character.
I do. They are usually on drugs, like meth. Hmm. Wasn't she also fucked out of her mind on heroin and cocaine? It's all starting to make sense...
Yea, poor guy. He got to second base and lost his virginity, thats more than some people can say on here. Before anyone shits on me for that comment I was kidding, its obviously wrong to do what she did with a person who can't understand, isn't ready for that type of situation. Where is Ballsack? I miss when he was the most offensive person on here. Not to say I miss his anti-semitic comments and general hatred towards anyone human. I don't, but he made my comments look tame. Edit: Holy Shit Durbanite is back.
Most definitely cocaine, you see her doing it in Studio 54 and later smearing it over a mirror before doing that "stand on the balcony railing" thing that cokeheads do in movies. And probably plenty of acid, after she became a FOLK MUSACK SINGARRRRR
She was emotionally retarded, what with the sexual abuse and then the drugs. Is that an excuse? I dunno, but it certainly should be a factor.
He was permabanned for being fuckbag. I think Nett got tired of his shit. I did too, but I don't have that kind of power.
I think a big part of what makes that movie great is how every major character is just kind of broken.
I mean I feel for her being abused as a child and all. You still have to look down on fucking a retard and psychologically fucking with him for decades.
I find Forrest Gump to be one of the funniest movies around, very quotable too, the 'Nam stuff is great.