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9/5/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 5, 2014.

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  1. guernica

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    Mind blown!
     
  2. CharlesJohnson

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    I'll throw my hat in the ring. She's cute. I dig a woman that's into working out. Though, she scares the living fuck out of me. I probably have a solid foot on her and she could still Bane back break me with no effort. "When you have satisfied me sexually and your penis... is in ashes. Then you have my permission to die."

    Wonder if she's 'roiding. What weirds me out is the Cleenus. Clit-penis is disturbing. Everyone's up about a fairly innocuous pussy pump when there are giant clit dicks flapping around out there.
     
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    LEARN THE ONE SECRET DOCTORS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

    HE WEIGHTS 180 AND BENCHES 400 TRAINERS HATE HIM
     
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    But I have a good feeling Darwin will take care of it.

    Another video if you hate yourself.

     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    I HAVE THE SHORTCUT WORKOUTS TO GET THE ABS YOU WANT IN NO TIME FLAT. SEND ME MONEY.
     
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    I honest to god enjoy Stitches. I don't think my girlfriend has ever been more disappointed in me than when she walked in on me listening to Brick In Yo Face.

    And to tell the truth, I barely even feel bad about it. That shit bangs; he's some kind of coked out idiot savant.
     
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    You forgot to show the one where he describes how the USPS works.
     
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    The most remarkable thing about that song is that he thinks "mail" and "mayo" rhyme.
     
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    My favorite part is it is a song is about sending illegal drugs through the mail, but most of the packages they show just have the flaps folded in with no tape. That isn't very safe, and he raps that he takes pride in his work as a drug dealer.
     
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    I need a trip to Puerto Rico to deal with this weirdness.
     
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    Im going with fake until proved otherwise. But at least I have a halloween costume, Stitches or Pinhead with huge bags of blow.


    Please google image search that Chinese fighting broad/man. She must not be popular outside of what ever asian country she is from. Based on all of the hilariously bad trying to be sexy photos Im going with China.

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    I mean I could go on, there are a million shitty pictures of her. I really think someone is pulling a joke on us, like this rapper Stitches. It just can't be real.
     
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    Stitches was hilariously amusing for all the wrong reasons. Then I found 1) he's got support from Diplo among others, so there is definitely no DIY grind to his hustle, and then 2) he started taking shots at Young Jeezy. One of my least favorite things in the rap/hip-hop game is starting beef with someone you have no relationship or quarrel with just for notoriety. His stance is Jeezy is "fake" in the drug game he supposedly game from yet this fucking moron is the real deal, even though he's already been exposed. Brick in Yo Face was hilarious, everything he's done since has me wishing he'd go back to being a future prison resident.
     
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    Japanese, and would still fuck.

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    A lot of her marketing from the space she fights in in Japan is NOT westerner oriented - but it's worked fucking great in Japan. She's got a lot of content out that is based on differentiating her from the typical japan female aesthetic to draw viewers, and is shot somewhere between with that intent, and just outright badly because psuedo amateurish instead of ludicrously polished actually sells pretty well in Japan. If she was being managed or promoted to pull US viewers - she'd be shot in a very different light, from different angles, and they'd retouch the shit out of it until she was barely fucking recognizable - the way they do with every fucking woman celebrity in the US - but Japan is a different market, and her point of distinction there is about the fact that she's not built like typical Japanese women. And either way, I'd still fuck her.
     
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    I particularly like the one with the stained sheet in the background. Kind of looks like a heart. It's like she's saying she loves us. I should clarify it's the one with her on the boxing bag. Not to be confused with the flowered sheet background. Which is also sweet. Shows off her feminine side.

    I'll make no comments about her appearance. But, I really really want to.

    Instead,

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    Yeah, if I went to an Asian chick lineup for sex would I pick her? Probably not, I like to know that I can kick my woman's ass. I'm just old fashioned that way.

    Would I bang her? Absolutely.
     
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    I'd like to see Stitches and Iggy Azalea get together and make a love child.
     
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    Well Im officially hooked on Stitches. See he didn't violently throw a masonry brick in your face as an act of aggression. Stitches, the deep philosopher and forward thinker, threw a brick of cocaine in your face and challenges you to take the reigns of your destiny and make something with your life by selling it with the real world consequences that come along if you don't happen to reach your potential and pay off the brick he fronted you.


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    I find it cute how his whole platform is bragging about a profession that is-- in fact-- easy for a ten-year-old kid. Wow, a coke dealer from Miami. That's like demanding street cred for selling weed in Amsterdam.
     
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    That's awful. So many times I see crap like this, shake my head and think, "God, that is so fucking stupid," and just ignore it. But then, that person goes on to have a #1 song and be on the cover of five magazines or whatever. So, I tried to watch that video, even after this:


    How do you get between an alley? An alley, by definition, is already between other things. But, whatever, I kept watching. I want to cry for the world that people are supporting this dude's "career."

    Now, see, I don't really like Iggy one way or the other, but I can see her appeal in today's pop music. They aren't even close to the same category. I would not wish that on her.
     

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