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9/6/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 6, 2013.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Ugh, I read a reddit AMA after googling the spelling of a word from my post. Needless to say I learned what a dog penis knot is and how it could possibly hurt a girl if pulled out of her vagina with to much energy. I'll be limp for a month. Fuck the internet.
     
  2. Noland

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    Dixie, even for you, giving us the opportunity to name your new girlfriend was an astoundingly bad idea.

    Girl With Poor Decision Making Skills?
     
  3. toddamus

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    I have a feeling your stories will put 'Sacks to shame. In no way is a person who is a clown, sane at all. I imagine you have a fuck ton of crazy coming your way.

    Maybe she's the girl that wanted to be peed in?

    I think Clown Girl is a pretty good name for her, hard to come up with something better than that.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Didn't Crispin Glover record a song about her?
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Dixie, while going down on her, "This tastes funny."
     
  6. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I'm thinking more along these lines:

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    I discovered porn just as Kazaa was coming around. It was a wonderful time.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Limewire was too good to be true. It's music stockade was insanely huge. It had everything.
     
  9. Kubla Kahn

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    The man worships hairy pussies. Im sure there is not taste odd enough for him to comment.
     
  10. dixiebandit69

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    I did go down on her, and she tastes/smells just fine.

    Sadly, she shaves her bush. Maybe I can convince her to grow it out.
     
  11. Bundy Bear

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    And this is the only good music file sharing client I've seen since Kazaa.

    It has a ridiculous amount of obscure music.

    http://www.soulseekqt.net/news/node/1

    As far as porn goes I never really found any stash the old man had because he put the fear into us kids if we were caught in his room but we did have some hacked internet password that I used to find some stuff with and he had a chipped pay TV box that we figured out the code to.
     
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    Do you think her carpet will match the curtains?

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  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    It was a clown joke. It tastes funny because she's a clown. Is this thing on?

    Man, that joke killed in Cleveland last weekend at the Haha Plantation.
     
  14. Binary

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    The funny thing was that Limewire Pro could be easily pirated through Limewire.

    I don't remember it being much better than the free version. I think it just did some little stuff like removing advertisements and letting you connect to more people at the same time.
     
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    Thats probably the first time Ive ever heard that.

    The cable provider in my area growing up had scrambled Playboy and Spice channels, amusingly enough, right in the teens. So you would flip through channels and it would be normal cable and then some scrambled nonsense. HOWEVER, at precisely 10 PM each night, the sound would pop on. Don't ask me how or why, but it did. Scrambled porn is MUCH easier to decipher and make use of when there is sound involved.

    I was recently bitching about only getting 175kb a second on a download I had running and it made me remember when I used to rejoice at 10-15kb a second when downloading a 20MB porn file. Racing against the clock hoping parents wouldnt come and try to use the computer.
     
  16. Nom Chompsky

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    Hair doesn't affect pussy taste, really.
     
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    Well, it can indirectly. For Dixie, if there's no hair, there's no taste.

    Must be my, uh, innate Jewish cheapness?
     
  18. Juice

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    Frostwire + PeerBlock.

    All you need.
     
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    I haven't used P2P clients for downloading in years, I have all my torrents uploaded to a hosting service in the middle east and then download them from said service via http. No throttling or worry about getting caught.10 bucks a month, can't beat it.
     
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    My dad wasn't into porn, so I had to rely on what was at friends' houses. When I was 10,11, my friend's dad had Playboy/Penthouse, they had Skinemax, AND her older brother had magazines with both men and women in it and porn novels with stuff like fraternal twins getting it on with each other.

    It wasn't until I was 14 that I had another friend whose parents kept XXX VHS tapes not very well hidden in the TV cabinet. Man, was that an education. We told a male friend of ours about the tapes, and he wanted to see it. The first time a dude in the video ejaculated in long toothpaste-y white streams, our friend started laughing his ass off. Until that moment, we'd thought that was what it looked like.
     
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