Yeah I don't know about all this "trying to hard" shit. I mean she does try to hard with the tongue thing but who gives a fuck? Im sure the hair would also be a real killer if she offered to fuck you no questioned asked.
Ahhh... So the Clown Gir... I mean Children's Entertainer Girl just left after spending the night again. My pubic bone is sore.
I think we all know the answer to whats going on here. Bright clothes, obvious hair given our boys tastes, it all adds up.
I'd fuck Amanda Bynes (the 2013 version) over Miley Cyrus. It would be some weird ass sex, but her frame could handle my lumberjack cock. I'd spilt Miley like a wishbone on Thanksgiving.
I'd second the Amanda Bynes over Miley. Agreed. I would still go out of my way to have sex with Miley, but based on what I saw in that video she wouldn't be anything to write home about. Wouldn't even break the "top 10 most attractive girls I've slept with" list. I don't mean that as a brag, I mean that there are a ton of slutty girls college girls Miley's age that are much more attractive than Miley Cyrus (even when she gets professionally done hair and makeup).
CU-Boulder is closed today due to flooding, thats insane. Apparently north of Boulder there have been rock slides, roads are washing out, and lots of insane other things happening. Back on topic, when it comes to Miley, people think she's got because of the celebrity effect. Many celebrities aren't that insanely attractive but because they're famous that makes them hot to some.
Yeah, you guys are all utterly full of shit. If she wasn't a famous person, if she was just the new intern at your office, you'd be asking your co-workers, "Who's the new hot chick with the butch hair?" She may not be insanely hot by celebrity standards, but she's at least a 9 by everyday girl on the street standards (maybe an 8 with the current hair).
See that I disagree with. Personally, I don't find her all that attractive, even without the butch cut. Would I bang her? Sure. And because she's someone famous it'd be pretty cool. But if she was an intern in my office I wouldn't go out of my way to try and get in her pants.
Three days later, you'd be saying, "That new intern with the hair is a fucking retard. Are we paying her?"
Hey if you find girls attractive that have no shape an a relatively unattractive face thats your business. Seeing her in that VMA twerking thing actually made her less attractive. Personally I don't find the drugged out skank look appealing.
Except the new intern with the hair comes to work hungover, flirts with the boss, has that cutesy I'm-Stupid persona some girls have, and spends all day on Facebook and texting on her phone. Fuck that.
Blow each other? What kind of scrambled porn channels were you watching as a teenager? On an unrelated note, let me introduce you to a little thing called The Human Decanter. It's where a man caths himself, drains his bladder, and then refills it with wine. He then walks around at parties and fills peoples cups with his dick. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=human%20decanter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... 20decanter</a> Have a nice day.
I just thought that's how athletes passed drug screenings like in the movie The Program. I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on how shapely Miley Cyrus is or not. I think shit fit into the athletic category we had as a standard in the "what body shape do you like" thread a long while back. I also don't get the drugged out thing. Outside of the "did she do a bongload of hallucinogen?" thing a few years ago I don't think she's looked like she's been on anything but maybe the weed. Amanda Bynes definitely had the drugged out look going, with spray tans, clown make up that would make Dixie's girl blush, and insanely erratic behavior. She earned her drugged out name. Miley Im just not seeing it because she twerked at the VMAs......