I'm about to go to the bar and play this same rationalization game with just-turned-21 sorority girls. It's amazingly fun. Much more so when the girls aren't married and don't nearly have their shit together as well as Shimmered does.
So HuffPo women just posted this. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/23-things-every-woman-should-stop-doing_n_3908151.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/1 ... 08151.html</a>
But...but... but you have to talk to them. How will you accomplish this feat without either killing them or killing them and then yourself? I can't think of a single thing they could say that I would find remotely interesting. Or say something myself that they could even comprehend.
I mean, I'm sure he'd be the envy of all the dudes at the urologist's waiting room, but aside from borderline creepy sexual attraction, I don't see the appeal.
BORDERLINE???? edit: I haven't actually told you guys what happened with that. He went to PA and picked her up and brought her back to TX. She hopped in the car with him, and left her family and friends behind. Her parents, friends, church, whatever...none of them knew where she was. Finally they figured out where she was...I wish I could hear a conversation between him and her dad though.
Because it's technically legal. And because it's getting pretty hard to tell how old girls are anymore. My philosophy is that if there is any question at all about her age, just walk the fuck away.
Honestly? It's not that bad. You just have to steer the conversation away from stupid rambling and focus on things they know. I'm sure Miley will come up as a topic at some point tonight and I'll end up borrowing some of the best one-liners from this thread. Plus, it's kinda nice hearing their optimistic hope about the future and you really can't beat youthful enthusiasm in the bedroom.
What's your icebreaker line? Do you comment how much of a bitch J-Wow can be, or do you just compliment them on their pokemon back pack? Instead of cooking them eggs in the morning do you help them with their math homework? He may be onto something here. Cosmos are pretty cheap and they get you wicked drunk. Like 3 of them and I am way-sted. Wooooo, let's go ride the mechanical bull, AREN'T I FUN?! Just don't shit the bed when you tell her you're Team Jacob. Everyone knows Edward is the best. (Honestly, at 32, I have no compunction concerning age, it's just that my personality, cruel jokes, and interests are anathema to 21 year olds. If we can work rimjobs into the conversation maybe there's a jumping off point then.)
That's fair. I don't like women length hair on guys. Guys are hot in spite of the girl haircut, not because of it. One time when my daughter was little and we were walking through the neighborhood, she went running up to a friend. I said to not bother him he was helping his mom. It wasn't his mom. He had a gorgeous ponytail. For a girl.
The favourite part of my workday is where I walk around with copious amounts of drugs and jokingly offer them to everyone who passes by. Hmm.
I hate these fucking personality questionnaires associated with job applications. It is 12 pages long and I KNOW I have seen, word for word, several of these questions repeated. What a huge waste of time. Edit: They didn't even mix these two up: "I feel hurt when others criticize my performance." "I am hurt by criticisms of my performance."
If I am a liar, I must not be a very good one. Pretty sure I would have been hired by now if I was convincing.
As a manager I am privy to the scores of those ridiculously transparent surveys. You would not believe how many people fucking fail them. This is the new America. Where critical thinking is so unrealized that people can't discern the same question worded slightly different. It's not like it's the geometry section of the SATs. These are questions related to you being complacent towards theft. What do you think, Skippy? Is stealing or letting someone else steal from your boss ever OK? Yes? Congratulations, you are too stupid to open boxes for this company. What the fuck are these people supposed to do with their lives?
Bf went to CO for a hiking/camping trip and got excavated out of Estes Park today to someplace that doesn't have great cell reception. I would be lying if I said I was just a little worried. Time to have wine.