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9/6/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 6, 2013.

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  1. ODEN

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    Excavated? Was he in a hole?
     
  2. TX.

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    Derp. I think that was a brain fail/autocorrect moment. Evacuated!
     
  3. toddamus

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    Your bf will be fine, so long as he's not stupid he won't drown. The only way people are going to drown is if for some reason they wander into the water to check it out.
     
  4. TX.

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    Ok. He's smarter than that.

    Cheers, y'all! Today is my Friday.
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    You are kidding me, right?

    Broseph. These people are the unsung heroes who we depend on in our day-to-day. Without them, who would we have to assemble our submarine sandwiches, reset our gas pumps or sell live bait?
     
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    There were some idiot kids being idiots in here and some cops in the corner eating whatever it is cops eat and then the cops got up and said "Where you goin'?" and went outside in pursuit of one of the kids.

    Exciting shit for a town of 15,000.
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    Well, yeah. It's a small town. The cop has to make it look like he's pursuing the perp before meeting him out back to score some cheap, smooth and glassy methamphetamine.
     
  8. The Village Idiot

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    Sitting here in Philadelphia International Airport, getting ready to board a flight for London.

    I hate flying, so I got up at 6:00 a.m., so I could get super tired and sleep like the dead. No nicotine for 8 hours, boy, I'm going to just be a pleasure to be around!

    Thank God I love London, so am excited about it, well, except for the flying there part.
     
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    They make a little blue pill to fix precisely that problem. And the only side effect is that it gives you a weird taste in your mouth the next day.
     
  10. toddamus

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    I don't think viagra is going to help him.
     
  11. bewildered

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    I accidentally gave the dudes expired and gone bad salad dressing today. Feels bad, man.
     
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    quote="toddamus"]I don't think viagra is going to help him.[/quote]
    And usually that results in a weird taste in her mouth.
     
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    I imagine flying overseas with a raging boner that wouldn't quit would be very uncomfortable. Although, I guess its preferable having taco bell IBS on the plane.
     
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    Dramamine makes flying long trips bearable. I was sick on the way back here after Christmas, took some, and though I dozed in and out of sleep I really only remember about an hour of the trip. I highly recommend it.
     
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    Ecstasy, however.... If you're looking at it in your hand and thinking "Why not?" The answer is....not. We do dumb thing while young and chasing a buzz.
     
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    Shit I had a lot of fun the time I did it. It wasn't even that super pure molly shit the kids today are ODing on.
     
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    In Denver the kids are OD'ing on fake weed. Which, honestly, why the fuck would you buy synthetic weed?
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    In a state where it is legal.
     
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    Nope. It was small and had a Statue of Liberty on it and it felt like the ever loving touch of God's embrace. The problem is (and if you've done this you can relate) you need to share your bliss with fellow passengers while trapped in a steel tube five miles in the air . It freaks people out a little when you try to high-five every passenger on the way to the bathroom.
     
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    Given the recent Miley discussion, I thought you guys might like this:

     
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