I have just used plenty of benadryl or flexeril on long flights to zonk me out. This never beat jet lag on the big flights between Chicago and Shanghai though.
My girlfriend just bought tickets for her and I to fly down to Puerto Rico for my brother's wedding in January. Shouldn't be too bad... the longest leg is only 3-4 hours. Flying to Sao Paulo a couple years ago blew. It was a 10 hour flight from DFW to GRU and I didn't get any sleep on the way down (overnight flight), and on the way home I was suffering from the Evil Brazilian Jungle Flu. Thankfully that flight didn't cross too many time zones.
What the fuck is this Tinder business? I am not amused when things outside of my interests start invading. Why was this mentioned when I am trying to see who to start in the flex in fantasy football?
So I am a couple of days late on this, but I was reading a thread on 9-11 on FARK, and there were loads of pictures, and I realizes, man, that was a clear day. Stunningly clear. Then I wondered, what if it had been rainy and foggy that day, so that the cameras couldn't have gotten the shots. Would that day have had the same effect on us?
Nobody actually saw the Oklahoma bombing happen on film. That rocked the world and had a body count that wasn't a tenth of 9/11. It would have effected all the same, I believe.
Probably the best invention to aid random hookups in the last 5 years. Using your facebook picture and age info, it geolocates you and then randomly brings in profiles of girls (or guys) in the radius you select, and from there its Hot or Not and if both parties give each a thumbs up, it gives you a text/chat interface and you're off. And unlike most online dating sites, I'd say the attractive to unattractive breakdown is pretty close to 50-50 (though living in a big city helps). Its Grindr for straight people, though not as ridiculously precise with the mapping. My success rate with it was notable enough that my friends went from "eh" to "I need to get on this". They've gotten aggressive with their advertising recently tho. It was viral and very college campus focused, I found it through a tech blog, but now they've started branching out and had a integration with Suits (which was stupid but still ambitious).
I live in a college town and we have a home game tomorrow. I look forward to using this, there will be approximately 40,000 women (stadium capacity 85,250 plus people tailgating and watching there) within a 2 mile radius. Tomorrow should be very interesting.
It's the Lizard People. It's always been them, ready to enslave us and syphon our body energy off to the robots. The horrible, horrible robots.
Ahh, another night spent with Entertainer Girl. I think I know what it is I like about her: She looks like one of the first porn stars I ever jerked it to. She has super curly hair, slightly crooked teeth, cute little A-cups, and a nice tight butt. But she doesn't have a bush.
No. No No No. She has a real name already. You don't get to change her name, you lack the authority to do so when widespread over a group.
Bold words coming from someone who lives in Kansas. Or Nebraska. Or whichever flavorless uninteresting corn state you live in.
All of the pieces were right there in front of me and I didn't put it together until now. She's a fucking Juggalo. It all makes perfect sense.
NO, SHE IS NOT A FUCKING JUGGALO. I can't make that clear enough. I wouldn't touch one of those freaks with YOUR dick.
Dixie is fucking a juggalo. Does she take off her makeup when you screw? Or does she keep it on. Can you imagine getting a blow job, looking down and seeing girl with clown makeup on, sucking you off? Scary ass shit.