Here he is reacting to his stellar work. Starts 45 seconds in. I don't think he has a condition other than being retarded. He seems like a total sweetheart. Poor guy.
Watched that live last night... game was on in the background, and when his segment came on, I was transfixed due to just how fucking bad it was. I legitimately feel for the guy... he obviously had some hint of talent to get the shot in the first place, but he had a nuclear brain fart when the little red light came on.
I don't know why he did the response video that way. Remember that "heavy burtation terris derrison" newscaster lady who had a literal brain failure? He could've just gone on the later SportsCenter and said he was having a stroke.
In college related news I was at Ann Arbor this weekend for the football game and jesus titty fucking christ I didn't think a school could have as high a rate of smokeshows outside of the SEC. We went to a bar every single girl, was 8+.
My first thought when I saw this? "Man, Sammy Hagar has really let himself go." (Note: Not Sammy Hagar. It's some tweaker who peed on a cop.)
Whataburger in Corpus Christi was the same way after Harvey. I wish I would have taken a picture now. I question those folk's survival skills as well.
Incorrect, the most Missouri thing ever will be when Abneretta tells us it's her second cousin on her third stepfather's side. And if your eyes have ever been victim to any of those gaping/stretching videos then a handgun in the ol' hoohah won't be a surprise. I'd be more impressed by a shotgun or a sniper rifle. If you don't know about what I'm talking then please, for your sake, don't look it up. For real. Edit: A word.
Holy smokes. Having your doc check your cervix is no joke. I feel like I got fisted by Andre the Giant
Also, if you end up needing an episiotomy, ask for the honeymoon stitch. Actually, your husband will probably ask them for that while you're flopping in your pool of sweat watching them blot the baby dry.
They should actually just create one large hole. A vajanus, if you will. Makes it easier to keep things clean.
I do not know that woman. Praise Odin. I recently learned that one of my friends asked my best friend if I was atheist because 'praise Odin' is my exclamation of choice. I asked why I would praise any god if I were atheist. So. I think I'm going to see Steel Panther in a few weeks and I'm super excited about that.
Shit like this makes me super thankful for my c-sections. I mean, I wish I wouldn't have had to have them and everything but yeah, I'm glad I had them.