Are you old enough to remember how Fucking obnoxious that song was? It was for people who thought "Mambo #5" was too intellectual. And it was the #1 song of the whole year. It was the worst thing to happen to 90's music until Woodstock '99 ("The Rage Of Aquarius") came along.
And they didn't go away after that. No, they had to force at least half a dozen more songs on to the radio. It's like Third Eye Blind where I'm screaming "Who the FUCK keeps making these annoying assholes famous?"
It's going to deepthroat that entire state. Jesus even I have friends living down there. Evac and emergency shelter needs to be priority one, this is awful. Hugo is the hurricane I remember the most. It happened in the late 80's and battered the fuck out of the Southeast for what, twelve days? It seemed like an eternity on the news. It did so much damage it spawned several of its own coffee table books.
The only hurricane (or tropical storm/depression) that I ever remember having any sort of impact on Atlanta was Opal, back in 1995. But even then we only missed one day of school. I am definitely getting a little worried about what is going to happen here but I'm more concerned about everyone in Florida, including a few friends of mine.
It was still a tropical storm when it reached Lake Erie. It threw boats miles inland. Fucking shredded SC.
Why not strap your roof down just for shits and giggles? Hell I chained a couple of tractors to my porch when Katrina came in.
Well this one might end up effecting me personally. My grandfather's beach house is on the west coast of Florida and the models have it all landing dead square in the area. Shit could be gone by this time tomorrow evening.
Girlfriends dad no longer wants cable in his house. Said he doesn't like Fox News anymore. Said it's too liberal. Will report back later.
Today a 16 year old prostitute came by work and stayed the whole day because she didn't want to get her shirt wet (it was raining off and on down here.). I just don't know what to say about that. In other news, I found out that the evaporator core on my truck is leaking, meaning I'm going to have to take the dashboard out to change it (if I want air conditioning. Which I do.). Fuck me running.
Once every few years I come up with a genius idea. My wife has been on me to build a picket fence around our patio to keep the ducks and geese off so the kiddos can play out on it. Decided to build it about 3 feet away from the patio, double stack landscaping ties on one side, fill in the gap with topsoil, and do a garden in the space between. The patio is 15X45 so I should have a lot of space to play with.