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9/9/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 9, 2016.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Found a mouse in my garage this morning. I haven't become that much of a stereotype in quite awhile.
     
    #101 Angel_1756, Sep 13, 2016
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    The bears are now uniting and forming bear militia:

    "Five scientists participating in an expedition on Russia’s Troynoy island have reported back to headquarters with some unbearable news.

    Over the weekend, the group said that its base was surrounded by about 10 polar bears they were not equipped to scare away."


    http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/09/13/arctic-expedition-trapped-by-polar-bears.html

    Why would you venture into polar bear habitat without high powered rifles?
     
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    A head hunter contacted me on LinkedIn about a job opening at the shit hole I used to work at. I told her I wouldn't recommend the place. I really want to bare all about the owner since she has some sort of personality disorder and no one NO ONE should be subjected to her. I figured I'd ask the mob here about an appropriate response.
     
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    Trust me, that recruiter doesn't care.
     
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    Bacon works well as a bait for mouse traps, as well as cotto salami.
     
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    At the very least, they should have had a can of bear mace.
     
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    One of the trends apparently on college campuses is women wearing supertight yoga like pants. Its insane, they're so form fitting I really don't understand how they can feel comfortable wearing them in public. Not complaining mind you, some people wear them very well.
     
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    Sometimes I miss college, this is one of those times.
     
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    Not to be super graphic but walking behind them I can see every bit of shape and bounce their lower body has
     
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    This is the WDT. I there's one thing I've learned here at TiB: you can be super graphic.
     
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    Yes, keep going and talk slowly...
     
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    Dear Trey Parker and Matt Stone:

    Please, please skewer the fuck out of BLM in your season premiere. Keep attacking PC culture.

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    #113 Crown Royal, Sep 13, 2016
  14. Revengeofthenerds

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    Replacement black duck comes in tomorrow.

    Decided to name it Rosa. After Rosa Parks.
     
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    I kind of wish nom was here so that he could post a photo of a dude in yoga pants and see how many of you guys go crazy for that ass.

    You can't kill a duck named Rosa Parks and then eat it, you know I'm not PC, but really. I still favor naming it Peking, or Crispy
     
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    Yeah, 'Nerds. If you're gonna name a black duck after a black civil-rights leader, name it Martin Luther King, Jr., and shoot it when its ready to eat.

    Funny "rodent in the garage" story that happened to me today:


    I've heard of this phenomenon before, but never seen it: A rat chewed its own leg off when it was stuck in a trap. And it dragged the trap clear across the garage, too.
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    Not gonna eat these guys. Their offspring are fair game (pun intended). But these guys are the pure bred breeders.

    And as far as naming, keep in mind I have another four left in need of offensive names. Two Indian runners (from Indonesia; I think I might name one 370), two welsh harlequins.
     
    #117 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 13, 2016
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    I'm exceptionally good, even talented at being offensive but sadly I'm not up to date on Indonesian or Welsh culture. Might as well name thing something offensive to Americans.

    My vote goes to Treyvoen because you're going to kill it anyway. If you really want to piss people off name one Anthony Lanza. JoePa also comes to mind.
     
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    Wife and I are considering Treyvona. They're all girls.
     
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    Name them Whitey McWhiteRacist, 9/11, Warren Jeffs and Literally Hitler.
     
    #120 Crown Royal, Sep 13, 2016
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