Hey man, I had a "friend" tell me just the other day she was down to double-team some other chick, and asked me if I was into guys so that I could have a threesome with her and her boyfriend. I think my point is, take what you can get.
Dear Belgium: You may have been invented solely for the purpose of having Britain, France and Germany sort out their differences, sure, but you make a damn fine beer. Sincerely Sir John A Macdonald
I'm so fucking glad this week is over. We have a new guy at work. New Guy is...abrasive. And exhausting. He reminds me of a 16-year-old who's SUPERENTHUSIASTIC about his very first job. Ugh. I typically never post this kinda think, but holy shit do I ever just want to be put face down and ass up right now.