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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    I lied. I don't have big tits.
     
    #221 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    Buy more. Ride the Whiskey Train.

     
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  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    I made a long island iced tea with vodka, rum, gin, tequila, jd, burbon, and triple sec.

    I'm pretty sure that's not how you make it.
     
    #223 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 23, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    My entire belief system is tumbling down around me like so many jenga tiles.
     
    #224 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    How do you smoke Wheelz, I am curious. Do you get medical shit with someone helping you smoke?
     
    #225 zyron, Sep 23, 2011
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    Since he isn't here, I'll help you out.

    In celebration of the return of the best sport ever...

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    And not least, but probably last...

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    #226 Angel_1756, Sep 23, 2011
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    But you totally are.

    And Nom... maybe
     
    #227 hotwheelz, Sep 23, 2011
  8. hooker

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    Vancouver, Angel?! Really?! We can't be friends.
     
    #228 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Confession: I can't follow the puck or appreciate defense well enough to enjoy hockey.

    Hotwheelz, you've been teasing us weekly for months now. Please?
     
    #229 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    Hooker - one of the players on the Canucks is from my home town. Also, I like a team that occasionally makes it to the playoffs. Riots notwithstanding.
     
    #230 Angel_1756, Sep 23, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Everybody get naked.
     
    #231 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    really?
     
    #232 hotwheelz, Sep 23, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Yes.
     
    #233 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    Hockey...ugh. The Most Hallowed Time Of Year* is coming to an end.




    *NASCAR, NFL, MLB and NO hockey
     
    #234 Dcc001, Sep 23, 2011
  15. hooker

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    Fine.

    Whatever.

    I just like tits.
     
    #235 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    hmm... okay
     
    #236 hotwheelz, Sep 23, 2011
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    Name me a male who doesn't like tits,

    And I will name him a fag.

    (Not that there's anything wrong with fags, just, they prefer dick to tits.)

    I, myself, am a female ass man.

    Give me more female ass.
     
    #237 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 23, 2011
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    I am the most atypical hockey fan of all:

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    For real.

    Being a Sabres fan in Canada is like being in a reggae band band booked at a Klan rally: there is only one of you in history. How many people do you know that have a Phil Housley jersey? That's right. A soulless ginger. He'd kick YOUR ass.

    Did I mention I am high off my ass right now? If I can't train my liver for next friday I might as well condition my respiratory system. By Halloween, I will be able to smoke the shit I grew myself and then I don't have to buy it for a year. Unless somebody steals it again, in that case I am sad.
     
    #238 Crown Royal, Sep 23, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Oh, hello hanging curveball.

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    #239 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
  20. hooker

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    WHaaaaa?

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    #240 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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