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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hmm, again, perfect opportunity for TiB Mythbusters. Post a pic / video of yourself trying it. Are you sure you can't do it?
     
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    I'm more impressed that she caught the cap, presumably without looking.
     
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    Yeah, but s/he's offering me a beer. I can live with that.
     
    #303 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 24, 2011
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    To make you feel better
     

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  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I think that's a root beer though. Stewart's.
     
    #305 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    IS THAT SHAKIRA?!
     
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    I have never met a woman who could open a beer bottle in my presence.
     
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    I don't have any twist-off caps around. I think the pop-off kind would result in some bad accidents.
     
    #308 Roxanne, Sep 24, 2011
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    Damn straight it is
     
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    I am in no way attracted to women, but I might try being a lesbo for a little while for her.
     
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    Well, you could just modify the experiment. Leave the beer on the counter, and twist your top off.
     
    #311 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 24, 2011
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    You're welcome.
     
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    You guys are completely ruining my night. Is every headless girl a tranny now. I have to re-think my entire life. That's going to take at least 3 hours, if not 4.


    My fucking GF is still out for her "girls night out". I have no problem with her being out with her friends or out until 4 am. The biggest issue I carry is that in the 15yrs she's been able to drink, she has yet to learn the path that turns the night from, "Weeeeeeeee, I'm drunk with my friends!!! Wooooooo!!!!" to "Ummm....uh oh". You would think this would be have been installed somewhere along the line as a precautionary measure, but sadly in about 2 hours I'm going to have a drunken mess pour herself into the house, pretend she's going to have sex for about 6 minutes, go puke in the bathroom for about 10 minutes and then sleepily apologize for getting annihilated.

    On a positive note, I perfected my shrimp and pasta with vodka sauce recipe I've been working on for a few dinners. It's splendid.
     
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    Here's a nice remix of all the best parts of La Tortura:

     
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    I disagree, I'd rather fuck a tranny than a headless girl. Maybe my opponent has necrophilia?

    (In this scenario, we are opposing politicians running on a fucking platform).
     
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    I highly doubt it's a tranny, she has very feminine hands/arms, and her boobs look real, dammit!
     
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    Dcc, your link isn't good in the US! I demand a refund!
     
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    What would that political party even be called? Corpse Fuckers of America vs Tranny's For a Brighter Future?
     
    #318 Popped Cherries, Sep 24, 2011
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    Shakira is in a league above Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera in terms of hotness amiright?

    Her colleagues are:
    Beyonce
    Jessica Alba
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