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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Especially if there's lingering parenting issues.

    Am I right, gentlemen?
     
    #341 ghettoastronaut, Sep 24, 2011
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    Super gay.

    What are you going to have, an anti-social retarded serial killer? Get real. My life can only sustain so many rape and butcher in my basement stories.
     
    #342 Gargamelon, Sep 24, 2011
  3. Roxanne

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    Those videos of Shakira inspired me. This is the year I finally learn how to roll my stomach! Wish me luck because I will probably give up tomorrow.
     
    #343 Roxanne, Sep 24, 2011
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    Fuckballs. Now I have a lot of reading to do tomorrow.

    I'm gonna have to ask politely for everyone to stop posting in this thread so I can catch up...

    Also, Anne Hathaway Tittays:

    [​IMG]
     
    #344 iczorro, Sep 24, 2011
  5. Roxanne

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    Fixed that for you.
     
    #345 Roxanne, Sep 24, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    I love this thread. I love this thread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
     
    #346 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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  8. audreymonroe

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    Normally, I feel pretty bad and embarrassed for celebrities who get Accidental Camera Flash Exposure, but come on, Anne Hathaway, why would you ever go braless with that top?

    I think she knew what she was doing, that saucy minx.
     
    #348 audreymonroe, Sep 24, 2011
  9. hellogoodbye

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    Good god, after my drunken PBR ramblings I passed straight the fuck out on the couch in my office, only to awake several hours later in a pile of drool and regret.

    Lots of missed phone calls and texts wondering if I had died. Came home to a scornful wife and daughter, guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonite. Worst part is my buzz wore off and now I have to work at getting drunk again.
     
    #349 hellogoodbye, Sep 24, 2011
  10. Roxanne

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    [​IMG]

    Edit: She never misses a chance to get her boobs out, bless her heart.
     
    #350 Roxanne, Sep 24, 2011
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    Anne Hathaway is weird. In some pictures and videos she looks fucking amazing. In others she looks just good (I am not going to say meh).
     
    #351 zyron, Sep 24, 2011
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    And in yet still others, she looks like a fucking clown.
     
    #352 bewildered, Sep 24, 2011
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    Hathaway is a 50/50 girl. Much like Fergie, Christina Ricci, and Jennifer Garner.

    In 50% of the pictures I've seen of her, I would sell my mother into slavery to fuck her.

    In the other 50%, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
     
    #353 iczorro, Sep 24, 2011
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    As long as she doesn't fuck up Catwoman, she's alright in my books.

    But so help me god, if she fucks it up...I'm coming for her. And not in the sexy way.
     
    #354 Roxanne, Sep 24, 2011
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    Elaboration of both ways would be appreciated
     
    #355 iczorro, Sep 24, 2011
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    Inspired by seeing Drive: Does anyone else get a major serial killer vibe from Ryan Gosling?

    I know the ladyfolk say he's pretty and he's their imaginary boyfriend and all. And he always seems like a really cool guy in interviews. But every movie I've seen with him, he has this sort of vacantness to him that is really unsettling.
     
    #356 MoreCowbell, Sep 24, 2011
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    Drunk people are stupid.
     
    #357 PIMPTRESS, Sep 24, 2011
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    I think I just made magic happen, and I did it with this song:

     
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  19. Nom Chompsky

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    I think I speak for everybody when i say that we don't believe that bewildered has a juicy ass. It definitely in now way compares to the ass of the black girl I posted.
     
    #359 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    HOW DARE YOU!

    I resemble that remark.
     
    #360 hellogoodbye, Sep 24, 2011
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