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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Embarrassing: It's always black and latinos who check me out from the rear at Walmart.

    More embarrassing: a black woman waiting at the dentist's office complimented me on my thick ankles.

    Most embarrassing: why do the large bathing suit bottoms not fit!?
     
    #361 bewildered, Sep 24, 2011
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    Seconding this statement. Don't try to bullshit a bullshitter, bewildered.
     
    #362 MoreCowbell, Sep 24, 2011
  3. hotwheelz

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    no
     
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  4. bewildered

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    You're such a jerk. NOW YOU REALLY NEED THE KARMA
     
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    This might just become my new signature.

    I love how a shitty day (speeding ticket + drawer was short + broke a full bottle of wine + dickhead drunks= my day) becomes better with booze and the WDT. Even though I'm working while y'all are partying and drinking, I read it, and some genuine comedy gems come tumbling out. WDT, chicken parmesan, and wine FTW.
     
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    If red wine were a lady I would marry it and make sweet little wine babies. I may mess around with them other girls, red wine, but you know I'm coming right back.


    Going to a wine tasting tomorrow, too. GONNA BE SO MANY FAINT HINTS OF OAK AND TANNINS, Y'ALL.
     
    #366 MoreCowbell, Sep 24, 2011
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    Don't know why I listen to you, bewildered
     
    #367 hotwheelz, Sep 24, 2011
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    wut
     
    #368 MoreCowbell, Sep 24, 2011
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    it was HER!
     
    #369 hotwheelz, Sep 24, 2011
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    Not gonna lie. I have a Brad Pitt sized Man-crush on Gosling.
     
    #370 iczorro, Sep 24, 2011
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    Please put that thing away wheelz. I love ya man, but for chrissakes, spoiler that thing!
     
    #371 gtg2k, Sep 24, 2011
  12. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Seeing that pic the first thing that popped into my mind was at the 17 second mark:

     
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    Christ dude! Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
     
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    1/2 there. Now YOU convince HER.
     
    #374 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    Y'all wanted a butt pic or something.
     
    #375 bewildered, Sep 24, 2011
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    OK, I quit this thread until I catch up on it tomorrow, sober. Fuck you all for making me read so much.

    Also, I love you.

    Wait, passive aggressive behavior isn't supposed to be blatant, is it?
     
    #376 iczorro, Sep 24, 2011
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    I'm not complaining. But then again, I'm not a complainer.
     
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    bewildered, you heard the man. Well, at least, we think nom's a man. It's still an open question, really.


    BUTT PIC BUTT PIC BUTT PIC.

    Also, here's a funny dog:

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    #378 MoreCowbell, Sep 24, 2011
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    yay it's gone
     
    #379 hotwheelz, Sep 24, 2011
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    Was doodling, refreshed the page and...
     

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