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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    I tried to make a long island iced tea last night. But I forgot the coke and sour mix.

    Straight booze does not make for an enjoyable morning. But Widmer Brothers Hefeweizen makes for a great hair of the dog.

    I am beginning to appreciate why attorneys have such a high rate of alcoholism. They basically train you in law school.
     
    #401 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 24, 2011
  2. Diablo

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    Sorry Mya, I haven't been around lately because of my move from Florida to North Carolina and the movers have all my stuff except essentials; this includes the computer with all my racy, provocative, shirtless pictures. My apologies...
     
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  3. shimmered

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    Just had a conversation comparing good sex to scotch.

    You can get drunk on cheap booze...but that's like fucking a fat girl...you don't really enjoy it, but the end result is what gets you through.

    Good sex...that's like good scotch. You savor it and enjoy it, and the process of drinking it is as enjoyable as the end result.

    Yay early morning baseball games.
     
    #403 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
  4. uzisuicide

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    I got vodka drunk last night, which means I'm still drunk right now. The Dawgs (UGA) play at 12:30 today, so that means I'll be drinking from 12:30 on. Wish me luck.
     
    #404 uzisuicide, Sep 24, 2011
  5. Dcc001

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    I like how we went from 24 pages of posts yesterday to, like, eight today. Sounds like everyone is recovering.
     
    #405 Dcc001, Sep 24, 2011
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    Yeah, recovering with a bacon, egg and cheese English muffin! YEA!

    I also started homework at around 10:30am on a Saturday. Yay weekends?
     
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    Brooklyn, I shall go and drink all of your wine. All of it.
     
    #407 MoreCowbell, Sep 24, 2011
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    Really? 8 pages and no one makes an immature joke about this? I'm disappointed in all of you.
     
    #408 Frank, Sep 24, 2011
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    It's reverse Senoritis. Because I know if I fuck up at this point, I'm fucked with 1000 spiked dildos, at the same time.
     
    #409 bewildered, Sep 24, 2011
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    There is nothing like clearing out your inbox to force you to consider how much of your life you have spent arguing with KIMaster online about...absolutely nothing.
     
    #410 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    I feel like cartoon boobs aren't really the point of that thread.
     
    #411 Roxanne, Sep 24, 2011
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    Baby steps Roxanne, baby steps.
     
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    I get to enjoy this shitty Saturday getting caked in Oil-based mud, covering for a co-worker who is having his teeth pulled on the busiest day of the well.

    On the bright side I am catching up on a little reading and I'm finally almost done with A Dance With Dragons.

    My dog also has to go to the vet Monday due to something gross
    Trust me it's gross.
    [rnsfw]Apparently (what my brother said), was that he has pus coming out of his dong after he takes a piss.[/rnsfw]


    I needed the money so today will be some nice pocket change, but it did interrupt my plans to go see the girl.

    Fuck this noise.
     
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    But that doesn't even count the times you wrote out 10 thousand words only to say fuck it and delete it all while thinking he can fuck himself.
     
    #414 Kubla Kahn, Sep 24, 2011
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    Drawing porn for the internet...that'll take me back to being 16 again.
     
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    Paging mya to the white courtesy phone... mya to the white exudating courtesy phone?
     
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    Jerking off to cartoons on the internet....that'll take me back to yesterday

    Wait what?
     
    #417 Flagrant, Sep 24, 2011
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    Kids are gone.
    I'm alone.
    Break out the bottles.


    Also..gentlemen, when surprising a lady with tickets to an event...do both of you a favor and tell her what to wear. Save yourselves some trouble. Goddamn. Now I have no idea what to wear tonight because its a surprise. Sigh.and its not baseball tickets.
     
    #418 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
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    Tight little black dress. Love me some tight little black dresses.
     
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    Eff that. Tight fitting, well-cut pants and a flirty top. If it's more formal, you'll be a touch casual. If it's casual, just make sure you bring flip-flops to take the edge off and you're good.
     
    #420 Dcc001, Sep 24, 2011
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