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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Black people drink wine?

    Or by "wine party" do you mean "MD 20/20 sampling"?
     
    #441 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 24, 2011
  2. hooker

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    shimmered, what is the actual age gap? Have you already mentioned somewhere?
     
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    We just convince ourselves its expensive purple drank.
     
    #443 Parker, Sep 24, 2011
  4. shimmered

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    7 years. He's 25.
     
    #444 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
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    The local lickbo has started carrying Spaten! I am happy about this. So happy I bought 9 cans without thinking twice. This almost makes up for Augustiner refusing to export to the Canadian market (I put in a special request).

    Indian food tonight. I am wary.
     
    #445 ghettoastronaut, Sep 24, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    JEEEESUS.
     
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  7. hooker

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    I'm out of wine. We only have dollar beers in the fridge. To get drunk... or not to get drunk...
     
    #447 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    Do what I did. Go to the store.
     
    #448 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
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    I have foil in my hair. The store isn't really an option right now. I look like a leftover.

    Also... in Ontario you can't just buy alcohol at the store. We have the LCBO and The Beer Store, and few places that sell local wine. That's it. You Americans have no idea how good you have it. And how much cheaper it is for you to drink.

    Soooooo... shitty dollar beers it will be, for the evening.
     
    #449 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
  10. dixiebandit69

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    I FINALLY GOT A NEW TV!

    I had been watching the same TV since 1994, and after my DVD player broke a couple of years ago, I was reduced to watching all of my movies on my computer.

    No more: Hello 32" LCD screen!

    Now to settle in and watch "To Live and Die in LA." Or maybe "Heat." So many choices...
     
    #450 dixiebandit69, Sep 24, 2011
  11. Rob4Broncos

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    And just what, may I ask, is THIS shit?

    I've been under the assumption that you Canadians are professional drinkers. Am I now to believe that I have been LIED to, all of this time??

    Shenanigans.
     
    #451 Rob4Broncos, Sep 24, 2011
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    Man. I just caught up on Jersey Shore. Snookie is right fucked.
     
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  13. hooker

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    I drink like a fish! I just pay a premium at inconvenient stores to do it.
     
    #453 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    How much does a 24 pack of... say... Molson Canadian or Coors Light (bottles) cost you where you live?
     
    #454 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    And I'm proud to be an American...where at least I know I'm freeeeeee...


    Fuck me. If I have to be in Dallas at 8...and its 430 now...and I just got another bottle of wine...I totally have time for a nap...right?!


    Coors Light? $22 ish...I think. A 30 rack of high life is $23.
     
    #455 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
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    Coors Light would be $32 (maybe a bit more) for a 24 pack of bottles, here in Ontario.

    Every time I visit a liquor store in Minnesota, I laugh. Because they buy Coors and Canadian cheaper for what I can buy it for at home.
     
    #456 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    I don't doubt your tenacity, sweet tits. I'm more concerned about that "you Americans don't know how good you have it" line. I mean shit, I can't even buy liquor on Sunday where I live. I was under the impression that Canadians can purchase beer in coin-operated gumball machines, like the Japanese.

    Or, if no such machine is immediately available, I imagine that summoning a beer-toting moose works in a pinch.
     
    #457 Rob4Broncos, Sep 24, 2011
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    And none of y'all knows how to run a still?!


    Fuck that shit. My granddaddy was a moonshiner for a reason.
     
    #458 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
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    Hell no. The hours for the LCBO and The Beer Store totally suck. Especially in the winter.

    And keep calling me sweet tits - and see what happens, young man!
     
    #459 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    Age has nothing to do with it, I was jaded as fuck at 24. Oddly, I've gotten over it for the most part and am back to my happy, self-indulgent me.

    Being jaded is fun. And stuff...
     
    #460 Primer, Sep 24, 2011
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