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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    I buy moonshine in different parts of the city. Grappa from the Italian mob guys in the north end, and plum brandy from the old Serbian men in the east end. My Nonna makes her own wine, so I get a lot of that for free too.

    But sometimes you just want a good, cold beer. Ya know?

    And that's $32 for shitty beer! I wouldn't be caught dead drinking Coors Light if it wasn't free. That's training beer.
     
  2. shimmered

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    He's a great guy. I enjoy him.
     
  3. ghettoastronaut

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    I saw one of these in a Holiday Inn near Montreal once. And nowhere else.

    Montreal's a different place, though. Danse contacte, s'il vous plaƮt?
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    #banggang.

    Time for a beer.
     
  5. hotwheelz

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    The fuck happened last night?
     
  6. Rob4Broncos

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    Ordinarily, I wouldn't give a shit about this game, but the prospect of Boston completing a Mets-like collapse to let the Rays in has me giddy with anticipation.

    Of course, I should be careful what I wish for, lest the Cardinals do the same thing to my beloved Braves.
     
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    It's cloudy in Oregon, so I think today I will break out the brandy and have hot toddies. I'm not sick, but they're delicious.
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    You made me happy.

    This also does:

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  9. shimmered

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    96*. Eat me.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    What magical world does he live in where he's not jaded by 25?
     
  11. shimmered

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    One with money and private schools and college.


    He's military so there's that.
     
  12. hotwheelz

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    Oh god...
     
  13. Rob4Broncos

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    What magical world does he live in where he's not jaded by 25 while being in the military?

    Or is 'jaded' just some fancy code word you girls use for 'doesn't know oral sex,' or something like that?
     
  14. shimmered

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    Fuck if I know.

    The sexytimes are excellent so no worries there.

    He still believes in love and happiness and all that jazz.
     
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    This is New Guy, right?
     
  16. shimmered

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    Yes. This is New Guy. The Guy still.hasn't figured out how to unfuck himself.

    New Guy needs to.drink more tho.
     
  17. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm going to be pissed when he flops.
     
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  18. Dcc001

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    In his defense, few guys ever figure THAT one out.
     
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    just make your own beer hooker. for about the same cost you can make 4 cases of good beer. Come to the home brew thread, we have cheap alcohol.....

    also, I made an almost 10%ABV cider this week with local apple cider for about $30
     
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    Have you not learned the value of the designate driver?

    Just finished a wine and cheese tasting, now off to dinner and possibly an art fair. how terribly cultured of me, huh?
     
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